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Jessica Alba in Latina.
















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[info]ecctv 19th-Feb-2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
bad acting even in photography
[info]evenindeath 19th-Feb-2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
I was thinking that same thing
[info]bagelofdeath 19th-Feb-2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
I was gonna say just that.
[info]jughood 19th-Feb-2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
i'm hoping she meant for it to come off that way.....

otherwise im going to cry myself to sleep tonight because i never pursued a movie career
[info]broken_enemy 19th-Feb-2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha
[info]munkykiss 19th-Feb-2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
first thing that came to mind!
[info]resided 19th-Feb-2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
seriously
[info]mixman001 19th-Feb-2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]teamkiradoll 19th-Feb-2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]gypsy_leerose 19th-Feb-2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
[info]cleojones 19th-Feb-2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
[info]gryffinclaw 19th-Feb-2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
Yes! The 'Rosemary's Baby' one is pathetic. I am embarrassed on her behalf!
[info]shadowsandfog 19th-Feb-2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
ftw
[info]yourmoodswings 19th-Feb-2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
was just gonna say that
[info]baloola 19th-Feb-2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
totally it's kind of bizarre. it's like she is just opening her mouth...like "'ah' I'm screaming ::looks around:: 'ah'"
[info]sanrioboy 19th-Feb-2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously. It's pretty embarrassing.
[info]picnmix 19th-Feb-2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
And the short wigs only serve to highlight the fact that isn't even all that pretty.


P.S I'm excited for my baby to be brown????

I'm glad she didn't try and learn Spanish as well since her command of English seems to be severely limited.
[info]_angelbeauty 19th-Feb-2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
you read my mind
[info]oursouls 19th-Feb-2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
haha i thought that too
[info]my_gun_yer_face AGREEEEEEEED — 19th-Feb-2008 07:15 pm (UTC)

no emotion in "yo eyeZ~~~~"
tyra would not be proud
[info]yourcrowbar 19th-Feb-2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!! hahah
[info]ella5767 20th-Feb-2008 02:40 am (UTC)
I didn't even know that was possible until now
[info]sarah_fn_rose 19th-Feb-2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
cheezy.
[info]bexor 19th-Feb-2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
she's hot, but she looks so ridic when she has to emote
[info]middlename_ 19th-Feb-2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
I know hey, lmao at the Rosemary's Baby one!

like, omG!!
[info]pageeglantine 19th-Feb-2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure what two of these are, which makes me ashamed.
[info]glassgrrl 19th-Feb-2008 01:46 pm (UTC)
hitchcock' psycho; scream; exorcist; i-dont-remember-the-name-but-i-saw-this-movie; rosemary's baby.
[info]pageeglantine 19th-Feb-2008 01:47 pm (UTC)
I didn't get Exorcist [unsurprising since I've only seen half of it] and the one you can't remember. I only got Rosemary's Baby because of the references to the haircut on ANTM; that is so sad D:
[info]schonste 19th-Feb-2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
lol the one you can't remember is called The Birds. hence the birds.
[info]takemehopital 19th-Feb-2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
birds i think
[info]chrisgold 19th-Feb-2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
I was wondering why I didn't get 3 of them but you've made me realize it's because I've never watched those movies.
[info]cellardor 19th-Feb-2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
The bed one is Poltergeist. It was driving me nuts.
[info]gypsy_leerose 19th-Feb-2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
lmfao lame
[info]xmest_upx 19th-Feb-2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
On the contrary, I have never claimed to know Jessica Alba tyvm

"I'm excited for my baby to be brown." LOL whut
[info]haligh 19th-Feb-2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
Dude, I'd be excited for my baby to be brown, too. Actually, my baby will be brown... since I'm brown. But yeah, brown power, man.
[info]pseudovixen 19th-Feb-2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
I'm excited for my baby to be brown

Too early for that, made me spit my coffee out from laughing.
[info]jughood 19th-Feb-2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
wtf......

is this meant to look cheesey?

she has no acting range, no acting skill. god i hate her.
[info]cherry_ice 19th-Feb-2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
her bb won't look anything like her.
[info]_char 19th-Feb-2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
haha second last photo. thats gonna be her face for real when she sees her baby aint BROWNZ

shes such a tool
[info]shilohninejulia 19th-Feb-2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
ummm.. but her baby daddy is black.
so it probably will be some shade of "brown".
[info]_char 20th-Feb-2008 01:36 am (UTC)
arent they both mixed "I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!"

I've read about two white people having a black child, it doesnt matter what skin you have, its about the genes you have been born with.

she'll probably have a brown child though... lucky for it, she'd probably disown it if it wasnt
[info]sugary_placenta 19th-Feb-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
Why wouldn't the baby be brown? Her skin isn't white and neither is the baby's father. IDG that comment....
[info]jughood 19th-Feb-2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
p.s. she's not pretty
[info]teamdowney 19th-Feb-2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
Is the bed one Nightmare on Elm Street because it looks like it, but I am not sure.
[info]heydigital 19th-Feb-2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
i think it's The Exorcist? idk though
[info]teamdowney 19th-Feb-2008 01:44 pm (UTC)
Could be too! I didn't think of that. It's been years since I saw the exorcist, but the red dress made me think of all the blood that she was covered with as he dragged her up to the ceiling.
[info]gypsy_leerose 19th-Feb-2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
i was thinking..poltergeist
[info]wolfgang1969 19th-Feb-2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
I think it's poltergiest.
[info]trblebreathing 20th-Feb-2008 12:06 am (UTC)
The magazine cites it as poltergiest
[info]macaroni1213 19th-Feb-2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
Hot damn these are even worse than I expected. And you can tell the photographers didn't know what to do photoshop-wise because when these were taken I remember she was just starting to show. In some they've completely airbrushed it out/hidden it, but in others you can kinda tell.
[info]diana_molloy 19th-Feb-2008 01:41 pm (UTC)
WHY did they darken her skin in the cover and last shot? She is NOT that dark. Also: What is picture 3 meant ot be copying?
[info]teamdowney 19th-Feb-2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
It looks like the scene where Freddy kills the girl in the first Elm Street movie, but it's kind of an obscure reference for non fans of the series.
[info]diana_molloy 19th-Feb-2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
Ah okay, cheers.
[info]medusa 19th-Feb-2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
That is really obscure. I thought it was supposed to be Jennifer Lopez in The Cell for some unfathomable reason.
[info]sohokitten 19th-Feb-2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
ITS YOU!
[info]makidah 19th-Feb-2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
During the summer she can get REALLY dark though,

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayimage.php?pid=9887&fullsize=1
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayimage.php?pid=9854&fullsize=1
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayimage.php?pid=552&fullsize=1
But yeah,i see what you mean,she's pale these days and they made her look more "latina".








[info]aerotaryn 19th-Feb-2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Poltergeist, apparently.

A scene where somebody is dragged across a ceiling.
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