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1:40 pm - 12/31/2007

Sylvia Brown's 2008 Predictions for Celebs and the World



I'm funemployed and regularly enjoy daytime television. Today I was watching Sylvia Browne make her 2008 predictions on the Montel Williams Show.


Celeb predictions:

Britney Spears "ought to be on medication" because of a  "a bipolar condition." She's surrounded by yes-people so no one will tell her the truth.
Sylvia refused comment on Jamie-Lynn because she doesn't care.
Owen Wilson will have "another dip in his depression, but he is going to get help."
Lindsay Lohan is going to "shape up her life" this year.
Pop culture will continue to get more salacious.
Brangelina will adopt another kid, but won't stay together in the long term. Brad is never going to go back to Jennifer Aniston.
The breakup of her marriage caused Jennifer Aniston "soul hurt," but in a year or two she's going to marry a producer.

General predictions:

Thee troops are going to start coming home in increments because all the other countries are bailing out.
Bush's approval ratings will get even lower.
Barack Obama will be the Democratic front-runner. Hilary will be the front-runner until the summer when she "flattens out."
A Democrat will win the presidency.
The housing market gets stronger.
Moguls will come in, buy up foreclosures, get richer.
The job market will get better. Ford will bring up automotive industry in Michigan with new hybrid manufacturing.
Look at medical stocks, but don't do any investing unless you research. You'd be better off rolling the dice.
There will be diabetic breakthroughs and the use of sound waves to treat cancer.
There is a type of flu that will be resistant to everything.
Whooping cough, mumps and measles will rise because of people who don't wanted to get their kids vaccinated.
Vaccines will be proven not to cause autism.
Increased stem cell research.
We're going to have more tsunamis and a big earthquake in Japan.
Long-dead volcanoes will erupt all over the country.



In case you're curious, here are her 2007 predictions:

Celeb predictions:

TomKat will have a baby boy, stay together for 2 more years, and divorce. He will move on to some other chick.
Brad and Angelina won't make it either.
Marc Anthony and JLo will never have a baby and will break up. JLo can't have a baby.
Nicole Richie will end up in the hospital for so much self-abuse.
Martha Stewart's show will be canceled.
Mel Gibson will just kind of go away.
Tom Hanks will win some Excellence Award.
Liz Taylor is dying, her "life force" is flickering, she is giving up.
Jennifer Aniston will marry a producer/director type.

General predictions:

8 years and we will have a black president.
Polio and whooping cough are making big comebacks because of people who think vaccines contribute to autism.
Bush will bring the troops home.
More states will approve gay marriage, not just civil unions.
FEMA will be investigated, people will go to jail for stealing money.
Major drug bust in Eastern port in June, then another big one on the west coast.
Bomb parts will come in through the ports too, but no major terrorist attacks here, although she is worried about England and France.
Economy will bounce back, although stock market is a real roller coaster.
Property is the best investment now, buy now, because it's going down but will go back up next year.
New drugs for HIV, AIDS, Hep C that really help patients.
East Coast will have one of the mildest winters you have seen.
West Coast will still be cold/rainy.
Depression will be linked to diet.
Processing is causing a lot of illnesses.
There will be an amino acid found that will put HIV into remission.
Some glaciers will be breaking up at rapid speed, we are in a "polar tilt" --  tornadoes in odd places, Texas, Arkansas, all over, more volcanoes everywhere erupting (Hawaii) flooding in the south, earthquakes and tsunamis.
Some crops will fail because of drought at end of the year and you won't even be able to afford corn and other produce.
Really hard winter next year.
More spirituality next year, bad press for Evangelicals, they are misusing money, buying lots of things for themselves.
Tsunami in New York, she has been worried about this for years, and it's coming.
Cure for insulin dependent diabetes end of next year, major breakthroughs happening.
Democrat in office next time.
Worried about trucks and trains for terrorism worldwide, not planes.
Find missing amino acid in autistic kids to reverse disease.
Gas prices will go down in February.
Overall it's a comfortable year, less scare tactics about terrorism, it's all talk about politics, not a stellar year, but not bad.


Source for 2008 predictions: Me, sitting on my butt watching the Montel Williams show today.
Source for 2007 predictions: http://www.mothering.com/discussions/showthread.php?t=583405
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[info]juliehouse 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
haha ur bunny.
[info]proxy 31st-Dec-2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
i no rite. its toooo cute.
[info]no_dontshoot 31st-Dec-2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
Yea, I'm stealing your icon.
[info]juliehouse 31st-Dec-2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
help urself :)
it was done for playboy...but i stole it fair and square
[info]rapthisham 31st-Dec-2007 09:41 pm (UTC)
lol i love your icon. Everytime I seeit I'm like... wha-oohhh! haha.
[info]ticklemyfeet 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
jlo is having a baby...
[info]pink_the_color 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
so basically her 08 predictions are the ones that didn't come true in 07?
[info]au_reve 31st-Dec-2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
Yeah, when I was compiling this post, I realized Sylvia Browne is full of crap.

I also realized I don't know how to properly use LJ Cut.
[info]brtneysbtch03 31st-Dec-2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
i see you learning how to in the future
[info]angrychicken 31st-Dec-2007 07:37 pm (UTC)
Either things she got wrong or things that are so completely obvious that my cat can predict them.
[info]princesskatelin 1st-Jan-2008 01:03 am (UTC)
OMFG i love your icon

i love legally blonde the musical
[info]delectatio 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
She's convincing on Montel but wtf, she was almost completely wrong for 2007
[info]ididthatonce 31st-Dec-2007 09:46 pm (UTC)
inorite?

I especially like the "flooding in the South." Drought much?
[info]tinuhhh 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
Sylvia refused comment on Jamie-Lynn because she doesn't care.
LMFAO.
[info]snibbernibs 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
YES I NOTICED THIS ALSO
[info]chris_be_happy 31st-Dec-2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
deng girl you up early
[info]amani87 31st-Dec-2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Loves it.
[info]loveporfavor 31st-Dec-2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA I know!
[info]ronderzponderz 31st-Dec-2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
ROFL
[info]sophie_ann 31st-Dec-2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
I LOLED TOO
[info]tsukiiro 31st-Dec-2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
that seriously made me lol
[info]paparatti 1st-Jan-2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Had the exact same reaction.
[info]yukiminagano 1st-Jan-2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
lol me 2
[info]snibbernibs 31st-Dec-2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
OMG: Britney Spears "ought to be on medication" because of a "a bipolar condition." She's surrounded by yes-people so no one will tell her the truth.
OMG AGAIN: Sylvia refused comment on Jamie-Lynn because she doesn't care.


I LOVE this lady now.. Previously I had skipped posts mentioning her, never again. Haha awesomeness.

[info]chocolateelvis 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
My sister forced me to see her at some convention once. I fell asleep. She has a WEIRD following of people though.
[info]sabrina_bobina 31st-Dec-2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
I too have seen Sylvia live, her fans are weird and very rude I thought.
Sylvia is funny, but all she did was talk smack about people.
[info]chris_be_happy 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
I still rather have an ontd celebrity then reading about this bitch predictions that won't even happen

haha it's so funny when they put her on blast.
[info]rumpunch13 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
"Sylvia refused comment on Jamie-Lynn because she doesn't care."

omg quote of my life
[info]darkbloom 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
Sylvia refused comment on Jamie-Lynn because she doesn't care.
Coldhearted fatso.
She should say something really important, like what 2008 will be like for us Geminis.
[info]sincarnate 31st-Dec-2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't bother getting any astrological advice from this lady; her "predicitions" are basic advice and what the public wants to hear. Its pretty obvious Britney is bipolar and surrounded by yes people. anyone with a right mind would have left her already, and those who stayed are just trying to leech money off her. Of course a Democrat has a better chance of winning, because of Bush everyone hates republicans.
anywayss
The best place for horoscope is the internet, not tv or magazines. try astrology.com, msn, or the horoscope on ellegirl.com is pretty accurate well at least in my terms (i'm a pisces) but yeah internet is the way to go :)
[info]darkbloom 31st-Dec-2007 07:36 pm (UTC)
Nah, I was being tongue in cheek about getting advice from her; ONTD calls everything so much better than everyone else.
I will check out ellegirl.com. I also like the Sunday Times' site for astrology. Thank you.:)
[info]ihatebibimbap 31st-Dec-2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
She actually has an astrology book out but it's full of crap, lol.
[info]loveporfavor 31st-Dec-2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]venomgurl 31st-Dec-2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
is your icon from one of the SVH friends?
[info]flavorpacket 31st-Dec-2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
Coldhearted fatso.
I'm changing my profile name to that tomorrow.
[info]ladysublue 31st-Dec-2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
she may be fat but she's more successful than you'll ever be.
[info]lovedforaday 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
Damn, I missed her. I like hearing Sylvia's bullshit.
[info]ohinternets 31st-Dec-2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
LOL I do too. I mean, I know it's bullshit, but I still enjoy hearing it.
[info]sabrina_bobina 31st-Dec-2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
LMAO Me too!
[info]selenityk 31st-Dec-2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
Your icon! ♥
[info]thatsaid 31st-Dec-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
idk, most of those from 2007 are either wrong or really generic/obvious.
[info]tammyinlalaland 31st-Dec-2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
Her 2006 predicition for the 2006 presidental was spot-on and I have blamed her since then
[info]fantasydreaming 31st-Dec-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
my god, your icon is making me want a cupcake.
[info]instantsarcasm 31st-Dec-2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
half of her "predictions" sound like common sense imo.

like when she said shawn hornbeck was dead and they'd find his bike in a dumpster. lolz.
[info]cupoftea 31st-Dec-2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
iawtc
and omg your icon is qt
[info]indie_lauper 31st-Dec-2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
OMG TSUNAMI IN NEW YORK? how cloverfield
[info]missedstoplight 31st-Dec-2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
apparently it's very likely to happen if some volcano in africa erupts and breaks off into the ocean.
[info]diosabellissima 31st-Dec-2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
I don't think its called a tsunami if it's in the Atlantic, right? It's just called a tidal wave then, I thought.
[info]logicalfall 31st-Dec-2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
lmao.
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