![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
10:26 am - 12/21/2007
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/user_ontd.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
It's Time for Notable Quotables!
The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes
Fergie's famous rites of passage, plus more from Julia Roberts, Kelly Ripa and other stars...
"It's like there's one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh."
– Fergie, on wetting herself during a performance, to Blender
"Of all days, my mother is here!"
– Ellen DeGeneres, while being taught Carmen Electra's "Aerobic Striptease"
"Well, you can't tell when babies are tripping."
– Director Adam McKay, after Will Ferrell joked that he slipped acid into McKay's baby Pearl's ginger beer while shooting their hit viral video "The Landlord"
"Do you get white wine or red wine to go with Quaaludes?"
– Joan Rivers, on the trouble of buying a gift for daughter Melissa's friend Lindsay Lohan, to Martha Stewart
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite – in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."
– Dallas Cowboys player Terrell Owens, on Tony Romo having the second worst outing of his career Sunday while his recent date Simpson watched in the stands. Owens later apologized and said he was joking.
"There was an image of me as this cute 'n' cuddly guy, which, in as far as it got me laid, I didn't mind too much."
– Michael J. Fox, on his star status during the Family Ties era, to Esquire
"It's something that you have to experience in your life, but I think my first kiss, I was 7 and it was really yucky."
– Hilary Swank, to MoviesOnline.com
"Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty."
– Julia Roberts, on her average day, to Matt Lauer on Today
"They need to get their asses out of nightclubs and have a barbecue with their –ing family once a week. It's not rocket science."
– Family man Dave Grohl, on celebrity train wrecks, to Maxim
"My wish? I think, like the birthday card says, world peace and breast implants."
– Kelly Ripa, on her wish for the new year
Source
*BONUS*
"How easy is that?"
-- Ina Garten, on something fabulous
Fergie's famous rites of passage, plus more from Julia Roberts, Kelly Ripa and other stars...
"It's like there's one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh."
– Fergie, on wetting herself during a performance, to Blender
"Of all days, my mother is here!"
– Ellen DeGeneres, while being taught Carmen Electra's "Aerobic Striptease"
"Well, you can't tell when babies are tripping."
– Director Adam McKay, after Will Ferrell joked that he slipped acid into McKay's baby Pearl's ginger beer while shooting their hit viral video "The Landlord"
"Do you get white wine or red wine to go with Quaaludes?"
– Joan Rivers, on the trouble of buying a gift for daughter Melissa's friend Lindsay Lohan, to Martha Stewart
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite – in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."
– Dallas Cowboys player Terrell Owens, on Tony Romo having the second worst outing of his career Sunday while his recent date Simpson watched in the stands. Owens later apologized and said he was joking.
"There was an image of me as this cute 'n' cuddly guy, which, in as far as it got me laid, I didn't mind too much."
– Michael J. Fox, on his star status during the Family Ties era, to Esquire
"It's something that you have to experience in your life, but I think my first kiss, I was 7 and it was really yucky."
– Hilary Swank, to MoviesOnline.com
"Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty."
– Julia Roberts, on her average day, to Matt Lauer on Today
"They need to get their asses out of nightclubs and have a barbecue with their –ing family once a week. It's not rocket science."
– Family man Dave Grohl, on celebrity train wrecks, to Maxim
"My wish? I think, like the birthday card says, world peace and breast implants."
– Kelly Ripa, on her wish for the new year
Source
*BONUS*
"How easy is that?"
-- Ina Garten, on something fabulous
OK, now we know: Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson shop at the same nose store.
– Family man Dave Grohl, on celebrity train wrecks, to Maxim
You just explained her perfectly. That's exactly what she's become, "irrelevant".
"My wish? I think, like the birthday card says, world peace and breast implants."
– Kelly Ripa, on her wish for the new year
lol. i love her
I feel you, bb.
No thanks.