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9:56 am - 12/14/2007
It's Time, Once Again, for Notable Quotables!
The Week's 10 Best Celebrity Quotes
George pulls a Britney, plus more from Tina Fey, Paris Hilton and others...
"You've never seen me. I look fantastic."
– George Clooney, joking about getting out of a car like a Hollywood starlet (without wearing underwear)
"I feel like I'm in a relationship with a 5-year-old."
– Heidi Montag, on why she's fed up with fiancé Spencer Pratt, on the season finale of The Hills
"Tyra Banks is fat."
– Janice Dickinson, dissing her former Top Model boss, on Today
"Her hair could use a few blonde highlights."
– Paris Hilton, when asked about German Chancellor Angela Merkel, in the German edition of Vanity Fair
"Here, Will. It sounds like a hardship."
– Kelly Ripa, handing Will Smith tissues after he says it's easier for him to lose weight than to gain it, on Live with Regis and Kelly
"I'm constantly getting soccer balls kicked at me."
– Victoria Beckham, to Larry King, on raising three boys with soccer star David Beckham
"I look forward to being the least glamorous person at the Golden Globe Awards."
– Tina Fey, on her recent nomination for her comedy
"I actually caught her with a copy of the Hockey for Dummies book."
– Haylie Duff, on catching sister Hilary studying up on beau Mike Comrie's occupation
"I made out with a chimpanzee. And it had really big lips."
– John C. Reilly, on filming the movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, to PEOPLE
"If this all happened to me when I was 25, I would have been shaving my head and driving over people's feet!"
– Kate Walsh, to TV Guide, on her rise to fame
Source
George pulls a Britney, plus more from Tina Fey, Paris Hilton and others...
"You've never seen me. I look fantastic."
– George Clooney, joking about getting out of a car like a Hollywood starlet (without wearing underwear)
"I feel like I'm in a relationship with a 5-year-old."
– Heidi Montag, on why she's fed up with fiancé Spencer Pratt, on the season finale of The Hills
"Tyra Banks is fat."
– Janice Dickinson, dissing her former Top Model boss, on Today
"Her hair could use a few blonde highlights."
– Paris Hilton, when asked about German Chancellor Angela Merkel, in the German edition of Vanity Fair
"Here, Will. It sounds like a hardship."
– Kelly Ripa, handing Will Smith tissues after he says it's easier for him to lose weight than to gain it, on Live with Regis and Kelly
"I'm constantly getting soccer balls kicked at me."
– Victoria Beckham, to Larry King, on raising three boys with soccer star David Beckham
"I look forward to being the least glamorous person at the Golden Globe Awards."
– Tina Fey, on her recent nomination for her comedy
"I actually caught her with a copy of the Hockey for Dummies book."
– Haylie Duff, on catching sister Hilary studying up on beau Mike Comrie's occupation
"I made out with a chimpanzee. And it had really big lips."
– John C. Reilly, on filming the movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, to PEOPLE
"If this all happened to me when I was 25, I would have been shaving my head and driving over people's feet!"
– Kate Walsh, to TV Guide, on her rise to fame
Source
He's 6'3" and stays around 185 lbs all the time. My dad is the same way too...he once got up to 200 lbs and decided he needed to cut back so he gave up sugar in his coffee and lost 20 lbs.
My mom and I fight the battle of the bulge constantly. I've lost 60 lbs and it took nearly 2 years of hard work.
... I don't know how that would make you feel BETTER, but I'm pretty satisfied.
So never mind then.
But she'd be such an odd mother to have.
such a hysterical silly girl
LOL i'm totally seeing this
And Heidi has the intelligence of a 5 year old. I'm so tired of seeing her ugly oily face.
If you don't like seeing people get pierced then you probably shouldn't click the link. Also, it's sort of rated R...if you can make out what the figures are doing.
And I think that I’m really starting to like Victoria Beckham. She seems nice, crazy, but nice.
I'm shocked that she knew who Angela Merkel is.
"Interviewer: And this person?"
"Paris: He's really skinny. I must get his personal trainer's name. Who is he?"
"Interviewer: Mahatma Gandhi..."
"Paris: That's hot."