MUCCA'S A PORN LIAR

SLEAZY Heather Mills flaunts her private parts in a sordid snap that finally nails her lies about her porn past.
Mucca squeezed into a red lace teddy with matching stockings for a hardcore photoshoot.
She pulled down her top to expose her boobs and splayed her legs in this classic porn magazine pose.
And in another of the explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident-she writhed knickerless on a white quilted bed, cupping her naked breasts.

Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: "I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body...". Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue. Heather, 39, cried crocodile tears and said: "They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like ‘hardcore porn queen'." She dismissed her top shelf career as "glamour modelling".

Now we'd love to hear how the former hooker explains this snap of her as an unashamed hardcore porn queen.
Last year, Heather strenuously denied ever being involved in porn after lurid shots emerged of her posing in a German sex book. Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love)—shot in 1988—featured her naked, performing a sex act on a nude male porn star. Heather tried to play down the filthy book as a "sex educational manual". But clearly there is NOTHING educational about today's sickening photo. (sickeningly horrendous! yech)

A source told the News of the World: "Paul has tried to give Heather the benefit of the doubt for the sake of their daughter Beatrice. Now these pictures have surfaced, it's impossible."

Meanwhile Mucca, who also blasted the press for calling her a gold-digger, is scouring glossy showbiz mags in the hunt for a rich new fella. She is seething after seeing photos in last week's News of the World of Sir Paul, 65, canoodling with Pulp Fiction star Rosanna Arquette in London.

We revealed how Macca—battling Heather in a £100million divorce war— is dating the 48-year-old actress.
A source close to Mucca said: "Heather saw pictures of Paul strolling with Rosanna and it made her stomach roll.
"Now she wants to orchestrate a similar set of pictures to get Paul back. That means picking someone who will make a good photo opportunity.
"Heather went out and bought magazines to see who's hitting the headlines and has been making a list of her favourites."

Chelsy spends night with Harry

she's hit 1000 times over.




she looks better here but still, he can do better.

CHELSY Davy slipped into Clarence House yesterday and spent the night with her ex Prince Harry, the News of the World can reveal.
The lovelorn Prince invited her over in a cloak-and dagger operation to rekindle their troubled romance.
Blonde Chelsy was dropped off outside his central London home in the early hours and waved through by security staff. She then hurried to Harry's living quarters.
It's the first time the couple have spent the night together since we revealed they had split three weeks ago.

Student Chelsy, 22, dumped Harry, 23, because of his wild partying and lack of commitment towards their three-year relationship. She is due to return to Africa for Christmas at the end of the week when term at Leeds University ends.

A Royal source said last night: "Harry was very keen to spend some time with Chelsy before she disappears for the holidays. He knew he was in the wrong when it came to the break-up so he is doing all he can to get back into her good books.
"This was the last realistic opportunity of them seeing each other. They have been in touch by phone and text but they both made no secret of how much they were looking forward to seeing each other just to catch up."

Blue and Royals officer Harry and Chelsy carried out an elaborate deception to try to keep their liaison secret. They first met up at the west London home of Chelsy's pal Olivia Perry, known to her friends as Bubble.
Harry and his burly protection officers were seen leaving shortly after 7.30pm before Chelsy and her friends headed into the West End.
But the night out didn't go as planned when Chelsy was involved in a lovers' bust-up in a club—but this time as peacemaker. She stepped in when two of her pals had a screaming match in London's trendy 24 nightspot.
The man shouted at his girlfriend on the dance floor then pulled her into a lobby and continued to yell while pressing her against a wall.
One clubber said: "Chelsy was the first to intervene. She dashed over and shouted at the couple ‘Oh no guys, don't!' It looked really heated and Chelsy wasn't having any of it. She grabbed the guy's arm and was trying to steer him away from the girl who was in floods of tears. Chelsy was a real trooper and played the perfect mediator."

Chelsy, dazzling in a black pencil skirt, long-sleeved top and gold necklace, then rejoined her pals who were knocking back expensive Grey Goose vodka mixed with fresh orange juice.
The reveller said: "Chelsy looked really sexy and all the guys were eyeing her up. They were all thinking she's young, free and single but blokes said they were too scared to chat her up because Harry's a tough act to follow."
Little did they know that just ten minutes after leaving the club—albeit it looking slightly the worse for wear— Chelsy was snuggled up with Harry in Clarence House.


However royal insiders refused to be drawn on whether the couple will officially get back together.
The source said: "Chelsy is planning on spending some time catching up with her pals in South Africa before joining her brother and other family members in Kenya over Christmas.
"There's still an outside chance Harry and Chelsy will spend New Year together at Bazaruto, a luxury island of Mozambique, but that will depend on Harry's army duties over the festive period."



highlighted for the tl;dr crowd

&source:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0212_heather_mills_full_frontal.shtml
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0212_prince_harry_spends_night_with_chelsy.shtml