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above [info]thepapermill
2:31 am - 12/02/2007

Jeff Goldblum being a sexy bitch after working on his fitness last Wednesday


He's watching you






And for the sake of nostalgia, his old noodz. NSWF obviously:
ETA a couple more pics

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EDIT 2: Translation of the commentary in the scans

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[info]a_love_so_deep 2nd-Dec-2007 07:36 am (UTC)
OMG 0_o
[info]swizzelstick 2nd-Dec-2007 07:36 am (UTC)
oh my
[info]comfortable_yet 2nd-Dec-2007 07:37 am (UTC)
Good LORD!
[info]clump 2nd-Dec-2007 07:37 am (UTC)
Quick, it looks cut. Confirm/deny?
[info]ilikeandrewbird 2nd-Dec-2007 07:39 am (UTC)
um GOLDBLUM
[info]dicklerlikewhoa 2nd-Dec-2007 07:40 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]clump Your prize --> — 2nd-Dec-2007 07:40 am (UTC)
You win, sistah.
[info]laurenjennifer 2nd-Dec-2007 07:50 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahahah win.
[info]collie_tsunami 2nd-Dec-2007 07:51 am (UTC)
hahahha ftw
[info]jewdiful 2nd-Dec-2007 08:37 am (UTC)
ahahaha
[info]ex_suspiria do not want — 2nd-Dec-2007 07:37 am (UTC)
those noods are sending me on a soul search
[info]bnlmaroonvwbug 2nd-Dec-2007 07:37 am (UTC)
I miss that show he had.
[info]ilikeandrewbird 2nd-Dec-2007 07:38 am (UTC)
omg. why isnt this posted every single day?

anyway hes SOOO hot. like hotter than most 22 year old guys i know
[info]algore_galore 2nd-Dec-2007 08:47 am (UTC)
i thought i was the only one who thought that!
[info]maandusa 2nd-Dec-2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
you're not alone!
[info]pickathelitter 2nd-Dec-2007 07:38 am (UTC)
I only clicked to see the peen...and boy... I wish I didn't
[info]damnediam 2nd-Dec-2007 01:33 pm (UTC)
damn it makes me uncomfortable to see ppl fucking in sand :/
[info]pickathelitter 2nd-Dec-2007 02:45 pm (UTC)
haha at least go in the water, for the sake of humanity and the fact that I will ALWAYS look...I don't wanna see your lil' peen.
[info]peopleareshapes 2nd-Dec-2007 07:38 am (UTC)
this whole post is a huge lol
[info]eekbitz 2nd-Dec-2007 08:12 am (UTC)
iawtc

lolz!
[info]marie_desalle 2nd-Dec-2007 07:39 am (UTC)
i love nudes. thank you!
[info]allherownteeth 2nd-Dec-2007 07:39 am (UTC)
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP
[info]mockturtlestory 2nd-Dec-2007 02:02 pm (UTC)
i knew the kid that made that website. or one of them, anyway.
[info]allherownteeth 2nd-Dec-2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
~celebrity~
[info]acegurrl 2nd-Dec-2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
OMG is that hotness that is 3D from Massive Attack?!?!!!!!
[info]alnora 2nd-Dec-2007 07:39 am (UTC)
Two words: Eye jelly.
[info]sandluv 2nd-Dec-2007 08:56 am (UTC)
lol i want my consey back!
[info]megome 2nd-Dec-2007 07:44 am (UTC)
dude. he's hot.

is it just me or has the majority of ONTD never seen a male penis before??? i'm just loling at all the "do not want" going on. penises aren't supposed to be pretty, mkay?

[info]ilikeandrewbird 2nd-Dec-2007 07:45 am (UTC)
he looks fantastic for his age. she does too.
[info]serey05 2nd-Dec-2007 07:46 am (UTC)
I think penises are purdy and vaginas too when their clearly not
[info]spay_children 2nd-Dec-2007 07:47 am (UTC)
ou contrair.

they are beautiful.
[info]miss_pants 2nd-Dec-2007 08:00 am (UTC)
I was thinking that too. I was like "wow!! look at that fun sandy PASSION!" Those pictures are great, & look at how much fun they're having.

then all the comments are like OMG EWWWW!!

I don't know, that looks fun to me. a little sandy maybe, but I'm guessing they washed it off before penetration began.
[info]jebe 2nd-Dec-2007 08:07 am (UTC)
I know, I think it's great that he's out and having fun and stuff.
[info]tink_1326 2nd-Dec-2007 05:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah, i just keep thinking i would NEVER want to be naked on a beach.

I mean, you wanna talk about having sand in your vagina...
[info]asouthernthing 2nd-Dec-2007 08:28 am (UTC)
maybe everyone here is a lesbian.
[info]anglicwitch 2nd-Dec-2007 08:39 am (UTC)
it's all the HSM fans... they're all twelve.
[info]___lastlight 2nd-Dec-2007 09:39 am (UTC)
Nope, never seen a 'male penis.'
Seen some nice female ones, though.
[info]alehxriotgrrl 2nd-Dec-2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
ikr
i saw this and thought
i want to go to the beach with my man!

penises are so ugly though, ia
[info]vanilla_blue 2nd-Dec-2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
I think a large majority of ONTD are virgins.

I think penises are pretty, though.
[info]tink_1326 2nd-Dec-2007 05:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's all unattractive. It gets the job done tho, mirte?

I am more concerned that someone actually took the time to measure his penis and publish it. And that i actually just pulled out a ruler. HEADDESK

I think i'm gonna go find something more productive to do with my time.
[info]celtic_thistle 3rd-Dec-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
SRSLY UGH

I think penises are cute. :)
[info]serey05 this is the only thing i could think of — 2nd-Dec-2007 07:45 am (UTC)
O_O
[info]jebe 2nd-Dec-2007 07:46 am (UTC)
AMAZING!
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