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11:38 am - 11/28/2007

The little bitch.


WGA Scolds Carson Daly For Returning To Work & Seeking Scab Jokes

I should start this post by noting that everyone I know, young and old, doesn't get lunkhead NBC late night host Carson Daly's appeal. Indeed, I've seen chimps with better TV charisma and good looks. And Daly's total lack of interviewing skills on Last Call is worse than even those Fox News Channel blond bimbos on a good day. And yet NBC at the time was so delighted about hiring him just because he dated starlets and pop stars and smarmed MTV. So the net is even more enthusiastic than ever now that Daly today announced that he is the first of the late night hosts returning to the air despite the ongoing writers walkout. (NBC is so desperate to get Leno back behind The Tonight Show desk that it's humiliating him with "vintage" episodes which should be destroyed, not aired.)

Tonight, the Writers Guild Of America issued this statement: “We’re disappointed at Carson Daly’s decision to return to work. Mr. Daly is not a writer and not a member of the WGA, unlike other late-night hosts Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel, who have all resisted network pressure and honored our writers’ picket lines. We hope he’ll change his mind and follow the lead of the other late-night hosts.”

But back to Daly. It's bad enough he's crossing the picket line, but he's also accused of setting up a "joke hotline" as a strike breaking effort -- prompting the WGA to scold "We’re especially appalled at Mr. Daly’s call for non-Guild writers to provide him with jokes." The Smoking Gun published an email purportedly from Daly detailing how he asked a small group of contacts to call in "suggested jokes" to a telephone hotline, noting that he would "play some, most, or all of your jokes on the air." The bit, Daly stressed, was not meant to "make fun" of his striking writers. He added that his goal was to just "play a fun collage of random people trying to 'help me out.'" The bit's set-up, Daly wrote in his Sunday night e-mail was that "the devastating writers strike" led to "A TON of my friends and family...calling me, leaving messages, offering their help with jokes because they know that I don't have any writers working and hosting a late night show without them will be nearly impossible for me." It's all online, barf bag not included.

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I love Nikki Finke, period. She seems like she'd fit in perfectly at ONTD cutting little dickwads like Carson Douchebag Daly down to size.
[info]ex_partyhar 28th-Nov-2007 03:42 am (UTC)
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY THINK HE'S FUNNY?
[info]skeletoncunt 28th-Nov-2007 03:48 am (UTC)
even HE doesnt think hes funny. MY CROTCH is funnier than him. she busted a joke not even two minutes ago.
[info]carlyhatesyou 28th-Nov-2007 03:43 am (UTC)
HAHA at that pic of him trying to pick up a beard.
[info]sing_itback 28th-Nov-2007 03:44 am (UTC)
Prime example of someone totally undeserving of their own talk show.
You'd think people would be embarassed to admit they write for him...
[info]diosabellissima 28th-Nov-2007 03:44 am (UTC)
His show is absolutely painful to watch. Some night I'll be up late working on school work, will sit through Leno, will LOVE the Cone Zone, then will groan when Carson comes on. Hell, after Carson is Poker After Dark and that sucks balls, too.

[info]skitzosavior 28th-Nov-2007 04:24 am (UTC)
And then after that comes last week's Conan episode!

~Queen of the AllNighter~
[info]diosabellissima 28th-Nov-2007 04:24 am (UTC)
Yeah, but I usually can't make it through Carson AND Poker. They are both so . .. boring. But I learned, if you change the channel there is Maury then Springer to bide your time until more Cone Zone!
[info]skitzosavior 28th-Nov-2007 04:31 am (UTC)
The old Coney makes it all better, though. Thanks for the tip! I usually switch to the Fresh Prince Channel before the 3:00 ep, but I'd like to change it up a bit.
[info]diosabellissima 28th-Nov-2007 04:34 am (UTC)
Do you watch South Park? Because last night the Maury that was on. . .I swear to God it must have been the one they watched to make the "WHATEVA WHATEVA I'LL DO WHAT I WANT" episode heh.

Oh, and you cannot lose with the YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! *dance dance dance dance dance* episodes.
[info]skitzosavior 28th-Nov-2007 04:52 am (UTC)
Ahhhh and I was up! Damnit, I will definitely keep this in mind now. Maury is epic.
[info]likelesliecaron 28th-Nov-2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha!
[info]hardcoresince3 28th-Nov-2007 03:47 am (UTC)
carson has no choice
he's brooooke, bitch!
[info]skeletoncunt 28th-Nov-2007 03:47 am (UTC)
"We’re especially appalled at Mr. Daly’s call for non-Guild writers to provide him with jokes."

well where else is he going to get his (mild)funnies?!
[info]spankymalone 28th-Nov-2007 03:49 am (UTC)
Eat a burger, bitch!

He looks sickly.
[info]koalasaurus 28th-Nov-2007 03:49 am (UTC)
His writers sucked anyway. Reading jokes out of a joke book would be a vast improvement.
[info]bartzina13 28th-Nov-2007 03:50 am (UTC)
Fuck this motherfucker.
[info]missatira 28th-Nov-2007 03:52 am (UTC)
his show sucked sooooooo hard. im shocked its still on the air. im shocked the writers of that show was still employed.

[info]jellybeanxoxo 28th-Nov-2007 04:01 am (UTC)
God, I thought I'd never hear from this fool again. He must really need some $$$$$$$$$$
[info]tigediane 28th-Nov-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
Whatever. It gives me more reason to hate his painfully unfunny show.
[info]divaty 28th-Nov-2007 04:17 am (UTC)
Remember when he left MTV for the talk show and it was gonna be all OMGZ HOT AND COOL AND EDGY?!

Yeah, not so much.
[info]tpsygypsy 28th-Nov-2007 04:18 am (UTC)
I don't understand why he would do this (granted his writers suck anyway) but really...I just...it's dissapointing...I hold NBC employees to a high standard, Carson just tarnishes that.
[info]tpsygypsy 28th-Nov-2007 04:23 am (UTC)
AFTER THOUGHT: I think everyone at ONTD should write him a letter.
Dear Mr. Daly,
The viewers of America have concluded if not only in your best interest but in the interest of NBC and its credibility along with the sanity of it's viewers...just shut the fuck up. We mean this in the best way.Really...No REALLY...just stop.
Sincerely,
The American Public
P.S. If you are going to look down woman shirts try not to do it while being photographed.
[info]babyhitler 28th-Nov-2007 04:29 am (UTC)
him vs ryan seacrest. Who's more vanilla, non-threatening and won't ask tough questions?
[info]londonmuse 28th-Nov-2007 04:50 am (UTC)
what an idiot
[info]beckynshyne 28th-Nov-2007 05:23 am (UTC)
does anyone else notice that he is talking to veronica from road rules and the challenges in that picture?
[info]hearty_chili 28th-Nov-2007 05:23 am (UTC)
i know he's not quite soliciting a shadow staff of scab writers but i did a double take at the headline thinking who the FUCK would risk their career for C A R S O N D A L Y
[info]cutietootie99 28th-Nov-2007 05:27 am (UTC)
No one watches his show anyway. It doesn't matter.
[info]robotman 28th-Nov-2007 05:45 am (UTC)
How long has he been battling anorexia?
[info]ladycakes 28th-Nov-2007 06:19 am (UTC)
I've always hated this skeevy little fucker.
[info]suborbital 28th-Nov-2007 09:58 am (UTC)
He sucked with WGA writers, he's going to suck without them. Either way, he sucks.
[info]phyak 28th-Nov-2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
i dont watch his show,
but i support his decision to go back on
people other than writers are suffering financially and just because carson is going back on tv, that aint gonna make much difference during table talks.

when the MTA went on strike here in NY, not every union member wanted it, including my father. and many went to work.

but just cuz the MTA went on strike, doesnt mean every transportation service had to do the same in order to support.
[info]stillwaterfan 29th-Nov-2007 10:34 am (UTC)
Does anybody watch Manorexic's show? Ever?
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