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12:08 pm - 11/09/2007

Breaking News - Britney Can't Drive

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Britney Spears blew a red light at a notoriously dangerous intersection last night, with her kids in the back and a court-appointed monitor crouched down in the front. Paging K-Fed's attorney!

The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she's texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, "Red light, red light!" Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.

The judge has made it clear that he has issues with Britney's driving. L.A. County Commish Scott Gordon temporarily revoked her visitation rights because she was driving without a valid California license.

The bets are on -- Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, will be back in court quickly after eying the new video.

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[info]fatale_noir 9th-Nov-2007 05:27 pm (UTC)
She's on their radar???
[info]leftword 9th-Nov-2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
swish
[info]jbeans3 9th-Nov-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
snitches get stitches
[info]haverchuck_bill 9th-Nov-2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
lmao.

That's a way better rhyme than that storia/longoria crap. You should be a writer. :)
[info]hamsterofpain 9th-Nov-2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
...and end up in ditches.
[info]x_neverbroken 9th-Nov-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
brit brit needs to learn how to hit the scene in her new wagon
[info]trinity_squared selfish — 9th-Nov-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
I still do not understand why NO DRIVER? She would cure 90% of her problems with this situation. And no bodyguards as well when she is with the boys?

My heart breaks for these boys. As with anything children do not get to pick their parents.
[info]ukbedeviled Re: selfish — 9th-Nov-2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
iawtc

driving to celebrities seems like a past time,freedom,and considering the toys they drive fun perhaps.Yet for us regular people living in reality driving isnt fun,well its only fun when you are 15-17 years of age then reality sets in . It feels like a chore to me,thanks to gas prices,traffic,avoiding drives like that Hogan kid,etcetera.
[info]haverchuck_bill Re: selfish — 9th-Nov-2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
If I was a millionare like that I'd have a driver. I wouldn't drive any fucking where.
[info]tan_gerine Re: selfish — 9th-Nov-2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
I think she's worried a driver would tell everyone about her drug pick-ups
(that's not a good reason not to have a driver, I'm just sayin')
[info]suki_andthe_sea Re: selfish — 9th-Nov-2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
I agree. She's ruining their lives for years to come before they can even talk. She's a fucking bitch and I really hope her kids get taken away from her before she causes more mental damage. I am surprised social services hasn't gotten more involved.
[info]emerging 9th-Nov-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
WHY. IS SHE SO. CLUELESS.


hire a fucking driver already!
[info]l_fab 9th-Nov-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
uhg


I hate this bitch
[info]axii 9th-Nov-2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]jiai1 9th-Nov-2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
Agreed.

I know where that intersection is & you definitely cannot drive fast/crazy or something will happen. I used to see a car or two flipped over on that curve every day during my morning commute to work.
[info]fatale_noir 9th-Nov-2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
she

hit the scene in her new wagon

[info]medornage 9th-Nov-2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
okay, now she's just making me ROFL.
[info]ilovethebooti 9th-Nov-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
I would laugh if the kids weren't in the car. :\

Someone just give them to Kevin and let us be done with it. She can see them again when she's well.
[info]sexi_squidward 9th-Nov-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Hey if I were her I'd do the same thing

the paps need to seriously back off. she knew she couldnt stop or she'd be attacked
[info]jiai1 9th-Nov-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
That's a very dangerous intersection. You drive crazy, you're going to flip your car. She should be thinking of the safety of her kids. If she's worried about the paps, she should stop calling them before she goes out &/or drawing attention to herself.
[info]eslaleche yup — 9th-Nov-2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
iawtc -- you don't fuck around with mulholland, and the paparazzi hassling her sucks (although i personally think she courts it) but it's still not a reason to risk her kids' lives. the paps aren't going to KILL them they are just a nuisance. they're on foot, they're not driving her off the road!
[info]sexi_squidward 12th-Nov-2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
To be honest I doubt she's calling them...that's a Paris thing - you see her trying to escape them and you don't see any cars driving insanely about to hit her. They let her go and she didn't drive very fast either. I saw no danger in that clip than the paps on her ass while driving
[info]scorpionbreeze 9th-Nov-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Because killing your children, a passenger, yourself, and possibly innocent bystanders > getting your picture taken


yessssssssss

I'm going to guess you don't drive in L.A. very often.
[info]blue_kamehame 9th-Nov-2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
please don't procreate.
[info]lachica2000 10th-Nov-2007 12:40 am (UTC)
Don't reproduce and don't drive.
[info]ukbedeviled 9th-Nov-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Kevin wont or will be happy, maybe both??idk
[info]lenchik 9th-Nov-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
What a dumbass.

I'm so sick of this stupid bitch!
[info]blueiz0302 9th-Nov-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Well, at least her kids weren't in the car...
[info]xsweetxtormentx 9th-Nov-2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
...they were.
[info]blueiz0302 9th-Nov-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I saw that in a later post. I just spoke too soon.
[info]poptart501 9th-Nov-2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
yes they were.
[info]hipster_chic 9th-Nov-2007 05:38 pm (UTC)
They were, along with the court appointed monitor.
[info]gonerilandregan 9th-Nov-2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
LAWLZ. Is anybody really shocked?
[info]star712 9th-Nov-2007 08:20 pm (UTC)
lol @ your icon!!
[info]vienna_sausages 9th-Nov-2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
goddamnit britney!! stop fucking up already!
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