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Al Gore's Daughter Writing Sex Comedy for Gyllenhaal, Biel



Kristin Gore, the daughter of Nobel Prize-winning politician Al Gore, is hard at work on her own political project – writing an offbeat movie about an immoral congressman and a sex-crazed lobbyist.

The film, a satire called Nailed, is set to star Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel in the lead roles, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

As for the movie's plot, Biel's character accidentally has a nail shot into her head, which elicits bizarre sexual urges. Traveling to D.C. to lobby for the weirdly injured, she meets Gyllenhaal's character, who takes advantage of her.

Gore, 30, the second daughter of the former vice president, who recently won the Nobel Peace Prize for his environmental efforts, is co-writing the movie with David O. Russell, who will direct it.

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ugh, how does this girl keep getting movie roles?!?!?!?!?!! i don't even think she is that pretty
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[info]bluekoala 5th-Nov-2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
god, that plots sounds INTENSELY shitty
[info]bluekoala 5th-Nov-2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
plot*
[info]principino 5th-Nov-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
Exactly what I was about to write. When something smells that bad in the idea stage it's very likely the movie will SUCK.
[info]healthypanda 5th-Nov-2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
Dude I agree.
[info]the_delaney 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
She must be werking it for some power lesbian on the casting couch, because no way is she getting these roles through talent.
[info]dr_christine 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
ugh, how does this girl keep getting movie roles?!?!?!?!?!! i don't even think she is that pretty

I agree completely!
[info]screamofwheat 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
an offbeat movie about an immoral congresman and a sex-crazed lobbyist

what the fuck kind of BORING do you have to be to come up with that plot and then think it sounds interesting??
[info]pennnyylaaaane 5th-Nov-2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
[info]lemmehaffitplz 5th-Nov-2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
lol ily your icon and your lj name
[info]screamofwheat 5th-Nov-2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
my icon is a registered sex offender from georgia and his offense was being a peeping tom and he has the most ferocious lazy eye i've ever seen in my life. so ironic.

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[info]adventurey 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
what has prettyness got to do with getting movie roles

movie sounds rubbish btw
[info]scifijunkie 5th-Nov-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
what has prettyness got to do with getting movie roles

Do you know anything about Hollywood? Looks make your career.
[info]adventurey 5th-Nov-2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
yeah i do, and im aware that looks do play an important factor but its not completely relevant, there are alot of great actors and actresses that i wouldnt consider 'pretty' eg. steve buscemi, you have to cast people that fit the part, not just 'pretty' people.
[info]headcaseheidi 6th-Nov-2007 07:03 am (UTC)
CHIP'S CHALLENNNNNGE

God, I used to waste so many hours with that game on my Very First Computer. Hahaha, Windows 95 R.I.P., bb.
[info]super_creeps 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
Didn't her mother spend most of the 80s leading a lynch mob against indecency in entertainment? It seems ironic that her daughter is now writing sexually provocative movies.
[info]merkin_muffley 5th-Nov-2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
my thoughts exactly
[info]holey_moley8 5th-Nov-2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
Biel's character accidentally has a nail shot into her head, which elicits bizarre sexual urges.

All together now: WTF?
[info]false_hate 5th-Nov-2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you! In real life this would be how she manages to learn to talk and walk again, not becoming super horny.
[info]ariesangel404 5th-Nov-2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
lmfao. seriously.
[info]pennnyylaaaane 5th-Nov-2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
tbh, that is probably the only reason i would go see it (besides jakey) to see that dumb hag get shot in the head with a nail
[info]lamath 5th-Nov-2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
That immediately brought to mind this article that I read awhile back about a woman whose brain damage caused her to become a nymphomaniac. Brain damage = teh lulz?
[info]geminibear 5th-Nov-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
ugh she gets to work with the hottest guys.

jake, chris evans, edward norton, ryan reynolds...wtf she shouldn't be a leading lady, she looks more like a leading man.
[info]lindsaylohan 5th-Nov-2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
LMAO IA
[info]insaynejayne ..... — 5th-Nov-2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
if this bitch is EVER cast with Bale..

I don't know how many necks I'll have to snap.
[info]geminibear Re: ..... — 5th-Nov-2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
i agree. i'm not above murder.
[info]badguys 5th-Nov-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
LOL this plot is ridiculous, but I'm all for watching Jake in sex scenes.
[info]thewadingegret 5th-Nov-2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
WTF IS THIS SHIT

This is the worst movie plot I've heard in months.
[info]amphigory 5th-Nov-2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
I don't get the Jessica hate. I like her.
[info]askjericho 5th-Nov-2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
agreed!
[info]jager_bombs 5th-Nov-2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
Please tell me this a fucking joke. First off, Jake should NEVER do a movie with that fug piece of shit. Second off, this is probably the crappiest plot I've ever heard and it doesn't make any sense. Jake as politican? Biel with a nail in her head? Well.... I could live with the nail if it killed her maybe.
[info]thewadingegret 5th-Nov-2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
I can't see Jake as a politician. It was hard enough to take him seriously in Rendition. He should just stop taking political roles.
[info]jager_bombs 5th-Nov-2007 10:34 pm (UTC)
Agree. But unfortunately he seems to be a politically minded guy, so maybe that's clouding his judgment on movies. Because this seriously sounds like a big flop.
[info]kungpow_meow 5th-Nov-2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
That actually sounds like a pretty interesting book. OT: I just finished reading, "The Stepford Wives", can anyone recommend any similar books?
[info]lovelickhump 5th-Nov-2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed I Am Legend and Rosemary's Baby after reading that [: They're from the same slim, bizarre, beautifully written little retro niche.
[info]bia_bella 6th-Nov-2007 12:41 am (UTC)
not necessary similar, but jodi picoult is a fantastic author. anything by her is a great read.
[info]vanillllla 5th-Nov-2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
As for the movie's plot, Biel's character accidentally has a nail shot into her head, which elicits bizarre sexual urges. Traveling to D.C. to lobby for the weirdly injured, she meets Gyllenhaal's character, who takes advantage of her.

lol wtf??
[info]insaynejayne 5th-Nov-2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
this sounds like a plot from Drawn Together wtf
[info]pennnyylaaaane 5th-Nov-2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
hahaha exactly
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