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1:53 pm - 11/05/2007
It's Time for "Love & Sex Monday" from Usmagazine.com, Lol
Love Through the Ages
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen's May/December romance takes them on a well-traveled Hollywood path. Here's how other celeb couples have handled a decade-plus difference:
Marilyn Manson (38) and Evan Rachel Wood (20): After splitting with wife Dita Von Teese, rocker Marilyn Manson took up with actress Evan Rachel Wood, 18 years his junior. Manson told Rolling Stone that Wood, "was a real catalyst to help me realize that I wasn't delivering the message that I always stood for." And Wood seems defiant about the seemingly bizarre match, telling GQ, "I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?"
Demi Moore (44) and Ashton Kutcher (29): When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher started dating in 2003, they were the most unexpected and fascinating couple in Hollywood. After two years of marriage, the novelty has worn off, but the love is still going strong. Kutcher says of Moore, "She's my best friend, my everything." And Moore has hinted that she'd like to have children with her strapping young hubby. "Once you hit three [children] and you're outnumbered, it's really like, 'What's the difference between three or four or five?'"
Warren Beatty (70) and Annette Bening (49): Annette Bening is more than just an award-winning actress -- she's the woman who tamed notorious Hollywood bachelor Warren Beatty. The couple, who have been married since 1992 and have four kids together, provide each other "proper perspective" on Tinseltown's highs and lows, Bening has said. That was never more true than when Beatty accepted the 2006 Lifetime Achievement Golden Globe, telling the audience, "It isn't easy being humble when you're married to Annette Bening."
Angelina Jolie (32) and Billy Bob Thornton (52): Angelina and Billy Bob's 2000-2003 marriage is best remembered for the extreme displays of affection that earned criticism from even her estranged father Jon Voight ("So much exhibitionism!"). But while Billy Bob still seems to hold a torch for Jolie (he has said that his ex "is an amazing, sexy person who happens to be beautiful"), the global do-gooder has moved on. Of her current beau (and father of her children) Brad Pitt, Jolie says "Brad is the first man to understand me."
Justin Timberlake (26) and Cameron Diaz (35): In hindsight, when Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz both professed their fear of commitment on Ellen DeGeneres's show, we should have known the relationship was doomed. While Timberlake told the host that any wedding was a good "15 years" off, Diaz confided, "I'm a commitment-phobe... don't want to [get married]." Since their January split, both have found more age-appropriate hookups: Timberlake is dating actress Jessica Biel, 25, and Diaz has been spotted with actor Bradley Cooper, 32.
Source
These Usmagazine.com features are quickly becoming my source for guaranteed daily lulz.
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen's May/December romance takes them on a well-traveled Hollywood path. Here's how other celeb couples have handled a decade-plus difference:
Marilyn Manson (38) and Evan Rachel Wood (20): After splitting with wife Dita Von Teese, rocker Marilyn Manson took up with actress Evan Rachel Wood, 18 years his junior. Manson told Rolling Stone that Wood, "was a real catalyst to help me realize that I wasn't delivering the message that I always stood for." And Wood seems defiant about the seemingly bizarre match, telling GQ, "I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?"
Demi Moore (44) and Ashton Kutcher (29): When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher started dating in 2003, they were the most unexpected and fascinating couple in Hollywood. After two years of marriage, the novelty has worn off, but the love is still going strong. Kutcher says of Moore, "She's my best friend, my everything." And Moore has hinted that she'd like to have children with her strapping young hubby. "Once you hit three [children] and you're outnumbered, it's really like, 'What's the difference between three or four or five?'"
Warren Beatty (70) and Annette Bening (49): Annette Bening is more than just an award-winning actress -- she's the woman who tamed notorious Hollywood bachelor Warren Beatty. The couple, who have been married since 1992 and have four kids together, provide each other "proper perspective" on Tinseltown's highs and lows, Bening has said. That was never more true than when Beatty accepted the 2006 Lifetime Achievement Golden Globe, telling the audience, "It isn't easy being humble when you're married to Annette Bening."
Angelina Jolie (32) and Billy Bob Thornton (52): Angelina and Billy Bob's 2000-2003 marriage is best remembered for the extreme displays of affection that earned criticism from even her estranged father Jon Voight ("So much exhibitionism!"). But while Billy Bob still seems to hold a torch for Jolie (he has said that his ex "is an amazing, sexy person who happens to be beautiful"), the global do-gooder has moved on. Of her current beau (and father of her children) Brad Pitt, Jolie says "Brad is the first man to understand me."
Justin Timberlake (26) and Cameron Diaz (35): In hindsight, when Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz both professed their fear of commitment on Ellen DeGeneres's show, we should have known the relationship was doomed. While Timberlake told the host that any wedding was a good "15 years" off, Diaz confided, "I'm a commitment-phobe... don't want to [get married]." Since their January split, both have found more age-appropriate hookups: Timberlake is dating actress Jessica Biel, 25, and Diaz has been spotted with actor Bradley Cooper, 32.
Source
These Usmagazine.com features are quickly becoming my source for guaranteed daily lulz.
Wow, I never would have guesses
I hate Mondays....
s'ok-we all have days like that.
And Lance/Ashley is too creepy on so many levels. Lance/Sheryl forever :(
Yeah, because THAT'S what's fucked-up.
ha
i can so picture this
...that sounds a lot meaner here than it did in my head.
I think Cameron still misses JT, tbqh.
And lol @ Angelina Thorton... that was kind of hot when she was kissing him on the red carpet and when he goes "We did it in the car on the way here" and she smiled all wickedly.
I... just got coffee all over my keyboard. That shouldn't have been that funny. Thank you, just... thank you. XD
"I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?"
bitch, a vampire looks like this:
not like a bloated rat painted white.
LMAO FTW.
Besides, not all vampires look the same. They are not all British or Romanian. I'm sure there's some Egyptian ones, for example, or French or American.
brad's quote about making it was one of the saddest/funniest things i've read. something like "i hated making this movie. i loved the film, but hated making it. it was the most depressed i've ever been whlie filming." :(
THAT'S BECAUSE LOUIS IS AN EMO FUCK. but god i wanna watch it now. best fucking film.