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10:32 am - 09/14/2007

Who Is The New Face Of Vaseline (and likes it all over her body) ?








Pop sensation and fashion mogul Hilary Duff is a one of the new figureheads for Vaseline. During a photo-shoot she revealed that she always had the moisturizing skin protectant around her house and likes putting it all over her body. Hils says 'Skin is a part of you, and you have to be proud of what you have. I feel comfortable in my own skin. Sometimes showing a little is fun. It makes me feel sexy and girly.' Why didn't Vaseline hire Vanessa Hudgens for this campaign? Dave Navarro is also spokesperson, they could have made a Vaseline viral video sex tape. That would sell moisturizer. You can watch Hilary's lubed up photo-shoot / interview here.


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[info]brenaissance 14th-Sep-2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
Oh for the love of God... I must be some sort of perv because the text hooked me before I even clicked the link.
[info]dutsukyampu 14th-Sep-2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
yeah the word vaseline just makes my cooch tingly as well.
[info]brenaissance 14th-Sep-2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Flies in the Vaseline we are... sometimes it blows my mind.
[info]58468_0 14th-Sep-2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
What makes someone a "pop sensation"?
[info]grapefruit87 14th-Sep-2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
anyone who even slightly registers on one of the 5 senses, that's it.
[info]mariemaru 15th-Sep-2007 03:57 am (UTC)
She can't sing for shit and acts like a cocky little shit. Get over yourself, Hilary.
[info]beenawhoo 14th-Sep-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
I love that she's growing into her face/teeth.
[info]vanille_abricot 14th-Sep-2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
i really think she got her teeth changed.
[info]devour_theflesh 14th-Sep-2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
She got veneers, I think. Maybe she realized they were too big and got them changed. It actually looks like she got a completely new face.

I love your icon, btw!
[info]lazy_daisy64 14th-Sep-2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
she looks soooooooo pretty there. wow.
[info]passive_emotion 14th-Sep-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
Why does Vaseline need a spokesmodel? It's fucking Vaseline! Next Q-tips or something?
[info]disco_balla 14th-Sep-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
LMAO - ITA

Next up, Clorox Clean-Up Wipes featuring Jessica Simpson!!
[info]hawaii_bombay 14th-Sep-2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Don't forget tampons. Or maybe the diva cup :P
[info]addiction___ 14th-Sep-2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
Mariah would be perfect for the diva cup. y/y?
[info]milkradio 14th-Sep-2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
Seriously. Isn't Vaseline already a household name brand already? Like... everyone knows wtf Vaseline is! It's just clear petrolium jelly :/
[info]dickieangenson 15th-Sep-2007 01:22 am (UTC)
every few years, a brand needs to reinvent.
[info]polaroidmoment 15th-Sep-2007 02:17 am (UTC)
The other day my bf and I were driving somewhere and we heard a commercial for the beer store and the LCBO (liquor store) back to back and he was like, "Why do they need commercials? It's not like they're competing with other businesses...". Your comment reminded me of that, lol.

And its true, Vaseline probably doesn't need spokespeople, haha.
[info]watermeloncholy 14th-Sep-2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure whether or not it clogs pores but it does moisturise skin. I sometimes put it on my lips because it makes them super soft (my skin gets extra dry due to the climate out here in LA). If you put it on your face, it makes the skin feel really soft.
[info]esthetic 14th-Sep-2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
its the perfect cure for chapped lips, and the best makeup remover
[info]loseurmarbles 14th-Sep-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
I thought it was just for diaper rash or something. Not a moisturizer!
[info]shuffleduffle 14th-Sep-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
i know, it's a by-product of petroleum... it clogs your damn pores people
[info]vanille_abricot 14th-Sep-2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
well Vaseline (the brand) does make moisturizers too, its not just that gooey stuff.
[info]devour_theflesh 14th-Sep-2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
Vaseline does not just make petroleum jelly- they also make a lot of skin care products.

(The more you know....!)
[info]aleronihead 14th-Sep-2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
Tyra told me to put it around my eyesss to prevent crows feet and lines. But I honestly don't know if it works, because I don't have any lines anyway.
[info]milkradio 14th-Sep-2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Well I really hope they're not rubbing the original plain petrolium jelly all over themselves... That's fucking gross D:

But I use that on my lips because it's a miracle for chapped lips. Anywhere else and I'm like "uhm, no."
[info]uterine_lining 14th-Sep-2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
it's ghetto to use it on ur lips

but it works reeal good A++

doesnt last long, though.
[info]lovebelle 14th-Sep-2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
vaseline brand makes lotion. i think thats what they mean.
[info]irish2009 14th-Sep-2007 10:52 pm (UTC)
I put it on my feet to keep them from getting really ashy.
[info]watermeloncholy 14th-Sep-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
The mouth made me think Kiera Knightly. Weird.
[info]elizabert 14th-Sep-2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
Same here.
[info]julie_denise 14th-Sep-2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
Same.
[info]hibbleton 14th-Sep-2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]so_typically_me 14th-Sep-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
thats who i guessed
[info]supadupalove 14th-Sep-2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
That's who I was thinking as well.
[info]claudieko 14th-Sep-2007 06:45 pm (UTC)
Same here.
[info]lovehimnot 14th-Sep-2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
That's who I guessed as well.
[info]ex_nature304 14th-Sep-2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
ditto!
[info]empress_jae 14th-Sep-2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
me too.
[info]milkradio 14th-Sep-2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
I did too.
[info]musicislife83 14th-Sep-2007 07:16 pm (UTC)
OMG me too!
[info]calderone9 14th-Sep-2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
me too.
[info]fantique 15th-Sep-2007 12:14 am (UTC)
same
[info]graceful_love 15th-Sep-2007 11:34 am (UTC)
Same here
[info]350ml 15th-Sep-2007 02:05 pm (UTC)
y.
[info]ftbsitttd 14th-Sep-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
i got this in my glamour but the one i had looked better i guess this is a different ad.
I think she looks good.
[info]firecrackaa 14th-Sep-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
I guessed Kiera Knightly
[info]sugarstained 14th-Sep-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
I read that as "Pop sensation and fashion mogul Hilary Duff is a one of the new foreheads for Vaseline."
[info]tan_gerine 14th-Sep-2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Hungry caterpillar!!!
[info]calderone9 14th-Sep-2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
i fucking loved the hungry caterpillar as a kid!!!!
[info]imsodeep 14th-Sep-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
This sounds stupid but I never really knew what Vasoline was good for?

(Besides our HS dance team putting it on their teeth for ~*shines~*)
[info]skunk 14th-Sep-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
chapped skin/burns. i just got nose surgery and my doctor is making me put it under my nose by the truckload. it helps alot.
[info]imsodeep 14th-Sep-2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
OK that is kind of what I was thinking. When HilDuff said she rubbed it on her whole body I found it kind of odd because I never had the urge to rub that stuff on me.
[info]passive_emotion 14th-Sep-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
ashy elbows and knees, putting it around your hairline so you dont get hairdye/perms/relaxers on your ears and stuff like that...
other than that I have NO idea what you need Vaseline for.
[info]lovetogoss 14th-Sep-2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
in the winter i used to put it on my feet and hands at night and then put on cotton socks and gloves so my sheets wouldnt get greasy and disgusting... in the morning INCREDIBLY soft skin.
[info]sugartit 14th-Sep-2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
lube for buttsex
[info]foutu 14th-Sep-2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
i can't use anything else on my lips

even body shop shit
[info]milkradio 14th-Sep-2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
I use it as lip balm, tbh. And a TINY bit on my elbows when they're really dry. Nowhere else though, that's just gross.

But lol @ you guys putting it on your teeth to make them shine :)
[info]jrh19782002 14th-Sep-2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
lots of guys jerk off with it.
[info]bisous2paris 15th-Sep-2007 01:31 am (UTC)
eye makeup remover, lipbam, and handjobs.
[info]disco_balla 14th-Sep-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
RETARDED and also the only people I know that put Vaseline on their faces are ghetto chicks about to get into a fight.

Cocoa Butter, FTW!
[info]watermeloncholy 14th-Sep-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
LOL.

Cocoa butter is amazing stuff.
[info]tequilabangbang 14th-Sep-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
i use vaseline when my lips are chapped but is it really a good idea to put it all over your body? i mean the greasiness and all...
[info]loseurmarbles 14th-Sep-2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Why does this need a spokesmodel?
It's like Zefron being the face of oxygen.
[info]marijuanakills 15th-Sep-2007 01:47 am (UTC)
Lol.
[info]nomoneyfun 14th-Sep-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
tyra's gonna be pissed. lol.

[info]sugarstained 14th-Sep-2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
lmao omg omg

Seriously, that is hilarious.
[info]tequilabangbang 14th-Sep-2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
omg omg omg!!

yes, tyra my wildest dream was to own a $100 jar of vaseline.. how did you ever guess?
[info]gbtunney 14th-Sep-2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
this makes me laugh hysterically everysingle time. who ever illustrated this did such a good job. if i hit pause on some of the still frames of the crowd shots, i am always amazed with how many cute and hilarious expressions are on the audience members have using an absolute bare minimum of lines.
[info]uterine_lining 14th-Sep-2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
the real version wus just PAINFUL to watch.
[info]not_kosher 14th-Sep-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
she is SO pretty
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