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... fatale_noir
6:55 am - 09/10/2007

Mystery Solved. Brit's heel couldn't carry all those *Doritos*



Britney's heel was broken. Pictured here, you can tell it's bent to the side. Her fat ass thunda thighs sexy legs were too much for it.

I got hope for you Britney, just please start respecting your body more. No more "lollipops", cuz that obviously ain't working. Keep your head up girl


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slowsongs_ 10th-Sep-2007 01:09 pm (UTC)
hahaha.
doritos are great though, can you blame her for eating so many?
pumpkinpnts 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
they succcccck
onruecambon 10th-Sep-2007 02:07 pm (UTC)
iawtc i haven't had a dorito since i was about 10, i nearly choked to death on one seriously and i have never had one since
demented_21 10th-Sep-2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
IAWTC. Especially if you're studying. There are days I actually starv myself so that I can just eat an entire bag of Doritos (so healthy!). I was in Holland for a summer course and I tried a flavour that was awesome yet so spicy my eyes instantly teared up.

I totally ate the whole bag.

But I try to only have them, like, twice a month (my "Dorito days"). Otherwise my butt gets huge. Boo.
prudeprostitute 10th-Sep-2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
especially those new cheddar bbq flavor!
pumpkinpnts 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
OOOOOOOOOH that explains it

also that icon needs to burn and die

it's being used by like, 4857283572385283 users
mooshki 10th-Sep-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
It was yesterday's "Icon of the Day," and it seems extra appropriate after the VMAs. After today, though, it needs to go away.
alzzers 10th-Sep-2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
Who is in that icon anyway? I can't figure it out.
mytwohands 11th-Sep-2007 01:50 am (UTC)
who/what is it?
sbnouche 11th-Sep-2007 10:34 am (UTC)
It's Britney bitch ! The video where she is high (youtube)
latin_lunatic Off topic but... — 30th-Sep-2007 02:44 am (UTC)
Kristen + Zach = The Win.
k80x 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
Hmm....well that could explain it somewhat, I guess.
labcreatedamber 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
Geez, no wonder she didn't do much moving around during the whole shebang. I'd be worried about my ankles, too.
babydiego 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
people can stop making excuses for her anytime soon.
kohaku_hime it would have been better if she fell on her ass... — 10th-Sep-2007 02:32 pm (UTC)
THEN it would be a total excuse....besides i get the feeling that SHE insisted on wearing that entire dumb outfit. no stylist in their right mind would suggest that thing.
bikinifetish 10th-Sep-2007 02:43 pm (UTC)
lol
ilikeandrewbird 10th-Sep-2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
you have hope for her? seriously? you're saying she was awful last night because of her boots, and that she'll still make a comeback?
hotlush 10th-Sep-2007 01:12 pm (UTC)
No wonder home girl couldn't dance/move. *sigh* suchamess.
strawbrysmoothi 11th-Sep-2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
haha homegirllll loves it
cereza 10th-Sep-2007 01:12 pm (UTC)
Um, I'm not so sure about this.
androidette 10th-Sep-2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
CONTRADICTING THIS THEORY




OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, SHE IS LEANING ON THE "BROKEN" SHOE, MAGIC~*~



androidette 10th-Sep-2007 01:14 pm (UTC)
Super high heels BEND when the weight it's not distributed evenly, lets stop w/the excuse making.
pourtant 10th-Sep-2007 02:07 pm (UTC)
true
monicaxoxo It's So True — 10th-Sep-2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
you said it agian!!!

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xsweetxtormentx 10th-Sep-2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
Haha thank you for this.
Also,
http://i1.uploadem.com/view.php?view=227890
I've never seen green eyes that light. Kind of prettyyy.
xlovenotesx 10th-Sep-2007 01:59 pm (UTC)
These pictures show me that her hairstylist needs to be FIRED!
Worst extension cover up EVER.
synth___romance 10th-Sep-2007 02:09 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU.

Us fatties debunked this hours ago.
ncsujen 10th-Sep-2007 02:16 pm (UTC)
Gross, never thought I'd be able to say I have a better body than Britney Spears. AND, I know how to wash ~*mah hairz*~
miss_splendid 10th-Sep-2007 02:16 pm (UTC)
"OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, SHE IS LEANING ON THE "BROKEN" SHOE, MAGIC~*~"

OMgggz Criss Angel came through afterall. :p
bikinifetish 10th-Sep-2007 02:44 pm (UTC)
lmfaoooo awesome
karasumaa 10th-Sep-2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
buttercup31 10th-Sep-2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
Right? My heels do that all the time.
mytwohands 11th-Sep-2007 01:52 am (UTC)
i cannot believe she went on stage so out of shape ...
clocksucker 10th-Sep-2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
if i was britney, i wouldve used those heels to poke the eyes of that woman who made those "jokes" are about her kids.
calliopesongs 10th-Sep-2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
if i was britney, i wouldn't live the life of a raging mess so that the tabloids wouldn't use me for fodder and thus jokes like that wouldn't be conceived to begin with.
celtic_thistle 10th-Sep-2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
Zing!
clocksucker 10th-Sep-2007 01:58 pm (UTC)
well yeah but that makes it more difficult for me to understand. there is heaps of stupid shit britney has done to laugh about. picking on her kids is just mean.
mushroomsamba 10th-Sep-2007 01:38 pm (UTC)
lmao i totally thought you wrote "man" instead of woman.

I giggled.
lifetimeis4u 10th-Sep-2007 01:46 pm (UTC)
if she cares so much about her kids, stop using drugs, acting crazy and get some help. She's a MEDIAWHORE. yeah it's always someone faults and not her.

delusional fans
chelsea2162 10th-Sep-2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
And then finished myself off with it!
alzzers 10th-Sep-2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
Silverman was just referring to BritBrit calling her kids mistakes to their own faces. That's all.
love_dior22 10th-Sep-2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
Doesn't explain the shitty miming. How hard is it to mime?
nodisrespect 10th-Sep-2007 01:16 pm (UTC)
not to be a ~*hater*~ but are we sure this isnt photoshop
androidette 10th-Sep-2007 01:19 pm (UTC)
It isn't but there are other (around 44 images) of her heel perfectly fine.
blackstarr82269 10th-Sep-2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
the reason why she eats all those lollipops is because shes on X. not just for the fuck of it.
_lackof_passion 10th-Sep-2007 02:57 pm (UTC)
trust me x and lollipops really arent that great together
brenaissance 10th-Sep-2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
Tell me about it.
havesomecocoa 10th-Sep-2007 08:21 pm (UTC)
Why do you say that?

They're likely Hoodiapops.
tokewithgrandma 13th-Sep-2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
they're entangler pops.
dusanmandic 10th-Sep-2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
Pfft Britney's fans have done lost it much like she has QUIT MAKIN EXCUSES FOR THIS BUSTED ASS BITCH!
a_grumble_cakee 10th-Sep-2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
that... would explain why looked hesitant and unsure on her feet, actually.

whatever. I hate that this whory strip club shit is accepted as mainstream entertainment these days.
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