Dear House, who art in my heart, how I love thee. I worship no false idols, only reveling in your acerbic wit, probing and insightful blue eyes and that handsome face full of wisdom and stubble as sharp as your tongue. I pray for similar abilities in sarcasm in your name, Amen.
Lord, yes. Hef still had Anna Nicole, even during her crazy ass ways. He doesn't mind if you go batshit crazy, as long as you stay blonde and have a tan, you're good to go.
I think it's too late for her and playboy, even with name recognition. even they mocked how busted she's become on their back page a few issues ago. I do, however, expect to see a spread in a desperate attempt to make Jessica Simpson relevant again in our near future. she seems like just the type and it would probably sell massively, in spite of her being a virtual nobody at this point.
yes she'd do it in a heartbeat. just for the attention. but i doubt they'd want her. she'd go crazy during the shoot, wipe chicken grease on her tits and let her broke leg dog piss all over the place.
maybe shes looking like shit on purpose so at the LAX event she will look amazing and we will think she looks amazing cause we will compare it to these pics lol
LOL!! yeah. i'm a dork. Can I steal your icon?
Do you think Playboy will even want her at this point?
I can't believe I typed that
I only know because my best friend has it.
and to think that her ~*comeback*~ is starting in two days...
maybe shes looking like shit on purpose so at the LAX event she will look amazing and we will think she looks amazing cause we will compare it to these pics lol
send her back to Alabama where she belongs.
"JUST GO DOWN, BITCH! GO DOWN!"
p.s. you are one of my fav. poster bb :)
tell that bitch to go to kentucky or iowa
"Could you speak up? I'm wearing a towel!"
And once again if people can see your ass, its a shirt not a dress.