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[info]roosevelt
7:09 pm - 08/17/2007

Jack Nicholson is getting old (duh). :[

Jack Nicholson is getting old! According to Page Six , a friend of Jack's said that he constantly has to keep drinking water, because his saliva glands have stopped working. This friend said, "Jack's saliva glands stopped working, so he has to continually drink water to swallow anything."

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[info]rose_of_love 17th-Aug-2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
I didn't really expect him to get younger.
[info]stayuplatekid funny — 17th-Aug-2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
jack doesn't spit - he swallows
[info]piercednheaven 17th-Aug-2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
...What?
[info]thequeenofpink 17th-Aug-2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's so sad.
[info]cosmic_autumn 17th-Aug-2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
ron, ron, ron weasley.
[info]ectypes 17th-Aug-2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
ive found the source of the ticking!
it's a pipe bomb!
yaay!
[info]ectypes *explosion* — 17th-Aug-2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
muahahahahahahaha

tap tap tap tap
voldemort voldemort ooooh voldy voldy voldy voldy voldemort











...i watch this video too much
[info]her_schism 17th-Aug-2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
DUMBLEDOOOORE.
[info]rose_of_love 17th-Aug-2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SEVERUS SNAPE.
[info]gotlabeouf 17th-Aug-2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
I can see him with no teeth chewing on tobacco :(

your icon is so adorable.
[info]numb_crystal 17th-Aug-2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
lol

he's one of my fav actors ever
[info]xxandxy 17th-Aug-2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
totally thought this was a death post at first
:/
[info]ectypes 17th-Aug-2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
oh no dont even say that
that would be devastating :(
[info]numbedtoe 17th-Aug-2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
I did too.
[info]____whoreremedy 17th-Aug-2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
SHOCKING.
[info]ectypes 17th-Aug-2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
is not
hes just starting his regeneration process
[info]attheplaza 17th-Aug-2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
:/
Would you still hit it?
[info]roosevelt 17th-Aug-2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
yes.
[info]mrspadfoot 17th-Aug-2007 06:29 pm (UTC)
y
[info]killerspork33 17th-Aug-2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
yes
[info]ectypes 17th-Aug-2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
Y!
[info]_xxtom 17th-Aug-2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
y
[info]mutantjules 17th-Aug-2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
hells yeah.
[info]demented_21 17th-Aug-2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
N. But I've always loathed him, this has nothing to do with his saliva glands. If I found him hot I'd still hit it anyway.
[info]benvolio87 17th-Aug-2007 08:57 pm (UTC)
Yes. I'm pretty sure. It's Jack Nicholson... how could you not?
[info]missmerrily Not to bring it on a complete downer — 17th-Aug-2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
My grandfather had this problem. But that is because he had radiation from throat cancer..... He still smoked too and the cigarette papers would stick to his dry lips. :(
[info]not_kosher 17th-Aug-2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
lay off the blow daddy
[info]mrspadfoot 17th-Aug-2007 06:29 pm (UTC)
I love you Jack. Saliva glands or not.
[info]smashpumpkins21 17th-Aug-2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
omg my mom just bought Something's Gotta Give and i laughed at her, then she left for work and i put that shit on. i LOVE THAT MOVIE.
[info]roosevelt 17th-Aug-2007 06:32 pm (UTC)
That movie FTW. The part where she gives him the jar of white stones with the single black one made my heart melt. Jack and Diane are amazing.
[info]smashpumpkins21 17th-Aug-2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
i always crack up at the like, 10 minute scene where she cries over jack, and she wakes up peacefully and bursts into tears. gets me everytime :(
[info]_xxtom 17th-Aug-2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
I love that movie too!
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