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8:44 pm - 08/08/2007

Jordan drunk again

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Jordan was out again partying last night. Her second time in just under a week. The 29-year-old (YES 29!!!) met up with friends Michelle Heaton and Danielle Lloyd to party at a few London clubs. The girls and the gays ended their night at 4:30am, but Jordan was drunk as a damn skunk!

Peter Andre is currently in Cyprus renovating their vacation home.

Jordan barely gave birth to Princess Tiaamii six weeks ago.

She is a truly great role model to her daughter! No, I mean it. She really is. If my daughter turned out like that, I'd be one happy tart! I mean she's 29! She's just partying and drinking and looking like a $1 whore and well....ok I get your point.


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[info]id_gurl 9th-Aug-2007 12:59 am (UTC)
No one on the planet is having as much fun as Jordan in that first photo.

Holy crap.
[info]seashellz 9th-Aug-2007 01:14 am (UTC)
if you scroll through pictures on www.tiggerlovesyou.com, i'm sure you could find some people having that much, if not more fun.

(i swear some of the shots he gets of people are ridiculous!)
[info]fembot_in_use 9th-Aug-2007 12:59 am (UTC)
And WHY should we be surprised she's 29?
[info]emmakey 9th-Aug-2007 01:05 am (UTC)
Cuz she looks like she's 40?

;-)
[info]pressitonyou 9th-Aug-2007 01:06 am (UTC)
I don't think she does... I dunno... Maybe. haha
[info]alreadyin_use 9th-Aug-2007 02:12 am (UTC)
Really? IDTS...
[info]fingersox 9th-Aug-2007 10:28 am (UTC)
idawtc. she's trashy as fuck but she doesn't look old, sry2say.
[info]fallere 9th-Aug-2007 02:29 am (UTC)
because she's acting like somebody 10 years younger yet looks 10 years older?
[info]ukbedeviled 9th-Aug-2007 12:59 am (UTC)
Peter no likey a drunk Jordan
[info]pyrcedgrrl 9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
The whore looks good for just spawning 6 weeks ago. At least she's not flashing her twat around like Britney. ;-x
[info]sparta 9th-Aug-2007 01:12 am (UTC)
I was just thinking the same thing [about having that kid only six weeks ago].
[info]ericasays 9th-Aug-2007 01:13 am (UTC)
her legs look great.
[info]jordinspanks 9th-Aug-2007 01:17 am (UTC)
look at the language you are using. you must be such white trash. im sorry but your language is disgusting.
[info]anabug 9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
She barely gave birth? I was under the impression that she completely gave birth.
[info]graffix_none 9th-Aug-2007 01:01 am (UTC)
It's still hanging.
[info]anabug 9th-Aug-2007 01:05 am (UTC)
Haha!
[info]privateers 9th-Aug-2007 01:51 am (UTC)
ohhh visual :(
[info]fingersox 9th-Aug-2007 10:29 am (UTC)
LULZ.
[info]omgdany 9th-Aug-2007 01:01 am (UTC)
Haha, I was going to say that. :(
[info]antijudas 9th-Aug-2007 02:41 am (UTC)
I was hoping someone else notice that. I couldn't read the rest because that one line annoyed me so much.
[info]love_dior22 9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
Man if the paparazzi got me and my friends on our nights out, I would be so embarrassed :(
[info]bonesahoy 9th-Aug-2007 01:53 am (UTC)
Totally.

My makeup falls off after like 5 drinks.
[info]_mallori_ 9th-Aug-2007 04:54 am (UTC)
mine too haha
[info]love_dior22 9th-Aug-2007 05:02 am (UTC)
Oh man I know - and then after one too many drinks, you attempt to re apply your makeup - thinking you look totally hot when in fact you look like a prostitute.
[info]ardenrose 9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
WOW. That's not arguably drunk either. That's like fucking 'I'm a few steps away from getting a PI' drunk.
[info]fembot_in_use 3rd picture9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
LOLz... majorly uneven boobies
[info]hoodwink Re: 3rd picture9th-Aug-2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
[info]caucasianplease 9th-Aug-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
Lol that guy is sooo Newcastle trendy.

Has anyone ever read deranged journo Julie Birchill's musings on Jordan? She is in actual love with her and describes her as "the type of person who built the Empire"- wtf.

Do I spy Michelle Heaton?

[info]zgirl714 9th-Aug-2007 08:10 am (UTC)
...the type of person who built the Empire.

Is Jordan suddenly Darth Vader?
[info]fingersox 9th-Aug-2007 10:33 am (UTC)
"Lol that guy is sooo Newcastle trendy."

LAWLZ.
[info]henisgaggot 9th-Aug-2007 11:49 am (UTC)
'newcastle trendy'?

idgi.
[info]human_suffering 9th-Aug-2007 01:01 pm (UTC)
*Lol that guy is sooo Newcastle trendy.*
Lmao
[info]lalalemon 9th-Aug-2007 01:02 am (UTC)
making up for lost time?
[info]rvnscarlet 9th-Aug-2007 01:02 am (UTC)
Ah to be that drunk and still standing. Bless her
[info]zgirl714 9th-Aug-2007 08:10 am (UTC)
~u a qt, bb~
[info]hawaii_bombay 9th-Aug-2007 01:17 am (UTC)
LOL @ your icon; who's that spitting bald Britney?
[info]jordinspanks 9th-Aug-2007 01:03 am (UTC)
Does the loser at Dlisted think it's funny and cool to call female whores bitches and sluts?
[info]watermeloncholy 9th-Aug-2007 01:17 am (UTC)
you mean you don't see the gut-busting hilarity of it?
[info]calcified 9th-Aug-2007 01:30 am (UTC)
i know, this one went WAY OVER THE TOP with the insults
[info]lilyflyyy 9th-Aug-2007 01:43 am (UTC)
Honey, he calls everyone (women, men, babies, dogs, cats) hoes, bitches, sluts, etc.
[info]jessie_val_jean 9th-Aug-2007 02:37 am (UTC)
Anna Nicole's dog Sugapie once made Hot Slut of the day earlier this year.
[info]a_model_citizen 9th-Aug-2007 02:41 am (UTC)
He calls EVERYONE those names and Jordan is a total whoreslutbitch, so IDC.
[info]clever_zomboid 9th-Aug-2007 06:34 am (UTC)
Sho do, bitch.
[info]dandoubledtwice 9th-Aug-2007 08:38 am (UTC)
when it comes to jordan, she deserves it

-ddt-
[info]batteal 9th-Aug-2007 01:04 am (UTC)
Wow, she's totally still bleeding from popping out that kid and she's running around in a dress that doesn't cover her ass. That is HOT, bb.
[info]caucasianplease 9th-Aug-2007 01:06 am (UTC)
Lol US readers prob won't know but Jordan's friends here are WAG/Big Brother "racist" star Danielle Lloyd and failed pop star Michelle Heaton. That is like a new level of Z list.
[info]pressitonyou 9th-Aug-2007 01:07 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I was thinking "Why do they think she's so awesome? Don't they know who she hangs with?"

Slag of slags.
[info]zgirl714 9th-Aug-2007 08:13 am (UTC)
Well, with a name like Michelle Heaton no wonder she failed. Should have renamed herself Sha-ba-doo.
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