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8:33 pm - 07/30/2007

Britney, you keep it classy bb



The newly single Britney Spears nearly busts out of her bra while picking up her bodyguard/manny Daimon Shippen in Pasadena, California on Monday.

Earlier today, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon signed off on her divorce from Kevin Federline. So Britney is officially single!






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[info]milly 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
CUT OFF THE FUCKING POCKETS. Jesus Christ.
[info]justjared 31st-Jul-2007 01:42 am (UTC)
It adds functionality, duh! She could hold her, like, wallet in there. Or something.
[info]milly 31st-Jul-2007 01:46 am (UTC)
Purse, bb, purse.
[info]darkxstars 31st-Jul-2007 01:43 am (UTC)
IAWTC, that annoys me so fucking much >:o
[info]vendettavv 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
Remember when she was THE HOTTEST thing

And that album photo of her in the brown outfit looking through a bead curtain was on notebooks and folders and posters
[info]dicklerlikewhoa 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
oops i did it again cover! god she was so smokin'
[info]ericasays 31st-Jul-2007 01:38 am (UTC)
we'll never see that brit again.


[info]crazyfirecrotch 31st-Jul-2007 01:38 am (UTC)
i bought those folders from the 99 cent store.

[info]not_kosher 31st-Jul-2007 01:40 am (UTC)
downhill to the max
[info]seanutbutter 31st-Jul-2007 01:51 am (UTC)
Oh yes, I remember that. Times have changed, that's for sure.
[info]goodbye___girl rip — 31st-Jul-2007 02:06 am (UTC)


:(
[info]_ballerinagirl 31st-Jul-2007 02:38 am (UTC)
My favorite video of hers : Dont Let Me Be the Last to Know

I remember praying I could look like THAT Britney every. single. day.

&& now... pheeeeew.
[info]kill_the_lights 31st-Jul-2007 03:18 am (UTC)
lmao
[info]chung_____chung 31st-Jul-2007 04:45 am (UTC)
i totes read that as beef curtain
[info]baby_shit 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
she needs to go on that episode of oprah where they get the right size fitting bra.
[info]psychbyte 31st-Jul-2007 02:32 am (UTC)
LMAO! So true. That episode rocked.
[info]neaira 31st-Jul-2007 02:32 am (UTC)
And shirts and pants that fit... oh and some decent extensions.
[info]zulkey 31st-Jul-2007 02:33 am (UTC)
ha ha. I've been to that place, Intimacy. Best $200 I ever spent.
[info]sassychic807 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
Who keeps letting her out the house? She need KFed to break her off with some ActRight.
[info]cdsdralion 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
I dont quite understand how anyone still has hope for this girl.
[info]psucksliterally 31st-Jul-2007 04:13 am (UTC)
I agree 100%
[info]emmakey 31st-Jul-2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
Some people like to believe in fairy tales. At this point the odds of her becoming the sparkly pop star she once was are about as good as herds of unicorns being ridden by leprechauns on Main St.
[info]oppositeworld 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
My favorite part is the pockets hanging out of the shorts.
[info]luckystars000 31st-Jul-2007 01:36 am (UTC)
god she's gross
[info]clairesy_poo 31st-Jul-2007 01:51 am (UTC)
seriously - that icon cracked me up so bad my workmates were like "wtf are you laughing at?" lmao
[info]anakisa 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Idk, I'm just happy she's wearing a bra.
~lowered expectations~
[info]fhaid 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
1- EW AT YOUR POCKETS HANGING FROM THERE
2- EW AT YOUR BOOBS, INCH AWAY FROM POPPING [what she really wanted.. you can just tell]
3- WHAT THE HELL IS SHE HOLDING IN HER HANDS?
4- EW FLIP FLOPS EVERYWHERE KILL ME!
5- EW AT THE GUY IN THE LAST PIC.
[info]milly 31st-Jul-2007 01:39 am (UTC)
At least she's wearing shoes. And at least, the shoes she's wearing aren't fucking cowboys boots.
[info]fhaid 31st-Jul-2007 01:41 am (UTC)
urgh i just hatehatehatehate flip flops!
[info]girlonfire 31st-Jul-2007 01:47 am (UTC)
IA. She needs to burn those damn things.
[info]loveheartspink 31st-Jul-2007 06:41 am (UTC)
I agree with everything you said. and I think she's holding one of those bath and body works body sprays haha. they smell good, but britney is still trashyyyyyy.
[info]agloriousday She's also chewing gum — 31st-Jul-2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
6- EW EW EW EW EW AT CHEWING GUM, LET ALONE CHEWING GUM WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OPEN. SICK!!!!!!
[info]getcancer 31st-Jul-2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
i had to scroll back up to see that she's carrying a plastic bottle of body spray which i thought was totally hilarious since she looks like she needs a good spritz of 'tahitian vanilla' or 'morning rainshower' or whatever. btw everyone in florida wears flip flops during the day.

britney's been wearing these shorts for what feels like 5 years.
[info]ericasays 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
first off, pockets that hang that low are fucking ugly. i'm lookin at you abercrombie!

second, i know she's got a shirt that fits her laying around somewhere.
[info]yadsnil 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
boobs don't just overflow on a top like that.
one has to strategically place them to give the appearence of such an action.

brit is photo-ready...
...

and fake.
[info]bad_jew 31st-Jul-2007 01:46 am (UTC)
When you have large-ish boobs, that's not true at all. All you need is an ill-fitting bra.
[info]crazyfruitlady 31st-Jul-2007 01:48 am (UTC)
You know, I dislike Brit as much as anyone - but they do overflow. Oh yes, they do. *sighs*

But, see... when you know you're gonna overflow, you DON'T WEAR IT OUTSIDE.
[info]dirtyknife 31st-Jul-2007 01:55 am (UTC)
"boobs don't just overflow on a top like that."

Uh, yeah they do. It's called having big boobs and wearing a bra that's too small to contain them.
[info]thegreenyear 31st-Jul-2007 04:16 am (UTC)
believe me, big boobs will definitely overflow out of a too-small cup in that very manner.
[info]xinvalidx 31st-Jul-2007 06:08 am (UTC)
ha, i agree. that's how people (aka me) know to buy a bigger bra. been through that many of times.
[info]thruyourveins 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
glad as i am that she's wearing a bra... just no. i absolutely HATEHATEHATE when women have that quadra-boob thing going on. get a bra that fits plz.
[info]sinwithagrin 31st-Jul-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Haha the cutoffs are back.
[info]psucksliterally 31st-Jul-2007 04:14 am (UTC)
I know! She's had these for what- 3-4 years now?
[info]milly 31st-Jul-2007 01:38 am (UTC)
Anyone remember that Gilmore Girl episode where Lorelai said 'Turns out, KFed was a good influence on her'. I LOLed so hard.
[info]baglady25 31st-Jul-2007 01:38 am (UTC)
ya know, they sell bras in different sizes then just the one you wore 7 years ago...
[info]freeze_i_say seriously — 31st-Jul-2007 01:47 am (UTC)
Vicky Pollardw exudes class compared to brit brit
[info]baglady25 Re: seriously — 31st-Jul-2007 01:58 am (UTC)
Vicky > Britney.
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