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not_kosher

10:01 pm - 07/04/2007

Celebrity Bulges!

Lance Armstrong proving bike-riding doesn't slow him down

Marc Anthony, telling the papz his penis is comparable in size to the finger he fucks his ~~husband~~ wife with

David Arquette, doing his best John Cusack impression

David Beckham and his vagenis

Borat and his sexyness

Daniel Craig, underwhelming women all over the globe

Domenico Dolce being rich and powerful on some beach somewhere we can't afford

Matthew Fox and his clittle

Gay cowboys are s'pose to be hung baby!

The HULK, complete with steroid-abuse and the ~hair~!

Ricky Martin - uhm, yes plz

Antonio Sabado Jr. - yes plz 1nce again

Kelly Slater from Saved By The Bell

Steven Tyler and his geriatric ass

Marky Mark being a ~scandal~ back in the 90s

and finally, Robbie Williams, having a Pete Wentz moment near his hotel window

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mantber 5th-Jul-2007 02:22 am (UTC)

YEEESSSS

I was getting tired of camel toe posts, bulge posts ftw

westiemae 5th-Jul-2007 02:44 am (UTC)

random, but what does "ftw" mean?

sadly, the only thing i can think of is "fuck the what" :o(

mantber 5th-Jul-2007 02:49 am (UTC)

lol

for the win

sarahlou8794 5th-Jul-2007 03:44 am (UTC)

that's what i thought it was the first time i saw it too! haha

eveluvden 5th-Jul-2007 03:02 am (UTC)

We need more posts like this!!!

not_kosher 5th-Jul-2007 03:22 am (UTC)

ontd doesnt have enough peen

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thruyourveins where is luke wilson and his bulge — 5th-Jul-2007 04:17 am (UTC)

where is luke wilson and his bulge?! ;(

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necr_ophelia 5th-Jul-2007 02:23 am (UTC)

WTF @ Matthew Fox. Why would you go outside in those shorts?!?!?!

Also, I'm unimpressed with all of these.

principino 5th-Jul-2007 02:43 am (UTC)

You're unimpressed by Kelly Slater? REALLY? You should, you know, get a sense of dicks before you judge, then, because complete ignorance is the only reason I can imagine you wouldn't be cockcrazy for that package.

angelstar3112 5th-Jul-2007 02:24 am (UTC)

I can't help but want to turn Ricky Martin straight. At least for a night.

Teehee. Peen.

keeperofthebees 5th-Jul-2007 02:41 am (UTC)

IS HE RLLY GAY?!

clairesy_poo 5th-Jul-2007 02:24 am (UTC)

underwhelemed???? not me.....he's the sex

aiwannabe 5th-Jul-2007 02:24 am (UTC)

LOL Kelly Slater was NOT on Saved by the Bell.

Kelly, yes. Slater, yes. Kelly Slater, no.

ashlified 5th-Jul-2007 02:28 am (UTC)

hahahaha omg. I was like - wait. Kelly Slater the surfer was on Saved by the Bell?!

agradualdescent 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

i was hoping that was a joke.

sirlarkins 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

And while we're at it, it's Steven TYLER, not Steven STYLE. Although I think I like Steven Style better as a name.

wolfgang1969 5th-Jul-2007 02:31 am (UTC)

LOL i didn't even notice that. Steven Style has a very nice ~*ring*~ to it.

spited 5th-Jul-2007 03:51 pm (UTC)

lol, i think that was a joke.

fionaapple 5th-Jul-2007 02:24 am (UTC)

idk i think david arquette looks kinda hot

aphobian 5th-Jul-2007 02:57 am (UTC)

I think all the arquettes are kinda hot, it's odd.

sarahleelee 5th-Jul-2007 02:25 am (UTC)

Matthew Fox..is delish.

just_enough 5th-Jul-2007 02:28 am (UTC)

so much hotness in this post

missy_jess 5th-Jul-2007 02:28 am (UTC)

Matthew Fox. <3

Also, you can't have a celebrity bulge entry without David Duchovny:

metatarsus 5th-Jul-2007 02:31 am (UTC)

You know Krycek's diggin' that shit...

xtrustno1x 5th-Jul-2007 02:40 am (UTC)

YES.

satine405 5th-Jul-2007 02:58 am (UTC)

Mulder ftw!

rara8777 5th-Jul-2007 03:16 am (UTC)

YES PLEASE.

curls 5th-Jul-2007 05:28 am (UTC)

ABSOLUTELY! He's the only actor I know of with an entire website dedicated to his... er... Bob.

getmeacampari 5th-Jul-2007 06:25 am (UTC)

Duchovny loves showing off his bulge.

And I love seeing it.

the_evident 5th-Jul-2007 02:28 am (UTC)

very nice. high five.

not_kosher 5th-Jul-2007 02:53 am (UTC)

thx bb

00086itslust 5th-Jul-2007 02:28 am (UTC)

pete wentz suuurprise

i really just wanted to use this icon

topacio 5th-Jul-2007 02:41 am (UTC)

ROFLLLLLLLL

00086itslust 5th-Jul-2007 02:44 am (UTC)

hahahha i can't stop laughing at it.

eveluvden 5th-Jul-2007 03:04 am (UTC)

I love your icon!!

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woah_fierce 5th-Jul-2007 03:08 am (UTC)

LMAO

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intheblue 5th-Jul-2007 03:11 am (UTC)

lol @ the random koolaid dude in the background, that's awesome. :D

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betelgeuse 5th-Jul-2007 03:19 am (UTC)

rofl.

FTW!!!

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shotgun_sitter 5th-Jul-2007 03:53 am (UTC)

it's beautiful! good work!

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mastahofunnines 5th-Jul-2007 05:27 am (UTC)

AHAHAHAHAHA that's great

3mcoopandmaxie O HAI BULGES — 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

Kelly Slater can I please blow you? thnx

gotlabeouf 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

lol nice pun

muchlove1 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

Beckham, y u so tiny?

the_ocean 5th-Jul-2007 05:07 am (UTC)

he has funny pectorals too. haha.

madwithstars 5th-Jul-2007 02:29 am (UTC)

There should be a law stating that Hulk Hogan must wear a hat at all times.

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