Lance Armstrong proving bike-riding doesn't slow him down
Marc Anthony, telling the papz his penis is comparable in size to the finger he fucks his
David Arquette, doing his best John Cusack impression
David Beckham and his vagenis
Borat and his sexyness
Daniel Craig, underwhelming women all over the globe
Domenico Dolce being rich and powerful on some beach somewhere we can't afford
Matthew Fox and his clittle
Gay cowboys are s'pose to be hung baby!
The HULK, complete with steroid-abuse and the ~hair~!
Ricky Martin - uhm, yes plz
Antonio Sabado Jr. - yes plz 1nce again
Kelly Slater from Saved By The Bell
Steven Tyler and his geriatric ass
Marky Mark being a ~scandal~ back in the 90s
and finally, Robbie Williams, having a Pete Wentz moment near his hotel window