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12:03 am - 06/18/2007

how does tyra pee?

Tyra gives women some helpful tips on how to urinate. In detail.




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[info]afraid_of_it 18th-Jun-2007 04:08 am (UTC)
LOL I saw this on The Soup the other morning...cracked my shit up. She's so crazy.
[info]vienna_sausages 18th-Jun-2007 04:08 am (UTC)
thanks for that amazing advice tyra

squat, pull forward, pee- its like my new mantra
[info]amelia_heinle 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
what was that thing jennifer coolidge taught the girls in legally blonde?
[info]xtiffanytwisted 18th-Jun-2007 04:10 am (UTC)
reese witherspoon taught it... the bend, and snap!
[info]lovesafable 18th-Jun-2007 04:21 am (UTC)
the bend... and snap! actually works :O
[info]_mallori_ 18th-Jun-2007 06:56 am (UTC)
lol the bend and snap was the first thing that came to my head when reading the original comment.
[info]korova 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
oh lord
[info]marylockjaws 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
i can't get enough of her. i hope that bitch comes out with some jams soon.
[info]w00t11 18th-Jun-2007 04:49 am (UTC)
Oh shit I thought the same thing.

Her first album would kill.
[info]gotlabeouf 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
Lmao I saw this on the soup and it was like "........... wow"
[info]amelia_heinle 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
her mom is a fucking idiot, then.
[info]verstand 18th-Jun-2007 04:09 am (UTC)
...
[info]chung_____chung 18th-Jun-2007 04:10 am (UTC)
I saw that on the soup and was like holy shit


also, i hate squatters, yall pee all over the seat
[info]omgimnaked 18th-Jun-2007 04:18 am (UTC)
For fucking SERIOUS, that is half the reason why the toilet seats are unclean is people fucking squatting and pissing all over them. Goddamn.
[info]cinex 18th-Jun-2007 04:25 am (UTC)
ughh iawtc
[info]piercednheaven 18th-Jun-2007 04:36 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]ehhhhnotreally 18th-Jun-2007 04:38 am (UTC)
my icon says howdy doo to yours :D
[info]icamon 18th-Jun-2007 05:08 am (UTC)
LOL I never understand why girls don't wipe and why they are willing to leave the toilet a mess, but they hate messy bathrooms.

I do not wipe pee that isn't mine though. Had to say it, lol.
[info]alzzers 18th-Jun-2007 05:35 am (UTC)
iawtc. Women have terrible aim.
[info]x_ce_rce_au_x 18th-Jun-2007 06:22 am (UTC)
SOOOOOOOO TRUEEE, jeeezzz just overload the seat with toilet paper
[info]deerlike 18th-Jun-2007 07:12 am (UTC)
I don't. :( I make sure I don't, or I clean up, just for you sitters.

Besides, urine is sterile anyway (inorite, it defeats the purpose of me squatting but w/e).
[info]stah_chica 18th-Jun-2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
yea i don't know why they just don't use toilet paper to cover the seat
[info]tareuh18 18th-Jun-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
If I squat I always end up getting it on my legs. I don't know how I do it but it sucks. :(
[info]yssim999 18th-Jun-2007 04:59 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]ninjarina 18th-Jun-2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
I squat and I don't get it all over the seat. It's b/c most women don't squat far back enough so the stream ends up going through the narrowest part of the seat (front part) and it ends up all over the place.

The routine is:

1) get your toilet paper ready first
2) squat as far back as you can and pee, not getting pee on the seat
3) stay in that position and wipe front to back b/c otherwise, your pee will drip on your pants
4) throw paper in toilet and kick flush the toilet
[info]berryfondue 19th-Jun-2007 03:56 am (UTC)
I always get urine on my pants. :[ URG.
[info]infinitycluster 19th-Jun-2007 06:24 am (UTC)
I agree. If people just sat down properly it wouldn't get nasty to begin with.
[info]sweet_tiff4prez 18th-Jun-2007 04:10 am (UTC)
shes fuckin crazy
[info]sweet_tiff4prez 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
and yeah i squat using other people toilets.
im paranoid about diseases though i know u cant rly catch anything off a toilet seat lol.
[info]hawaii_bombay 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
I seriously dislike this woman.
[info]amelia_heinle 18th-Jun-2007 04:12 am (UTC)
i understand how you feel.
[info]xshesaidx 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
why?
[info]freudian_fuckup 18th-Jun-2007 06:49 am (UTC)
because her ego has reached the point where she thinks that how she pisses is interesting to us droning masses.
[info]amphigory 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
Tyra can do no wrong in my eyes.
[info]theidiotdoll 18th-Jun-2007 09:02 am (UTC)
EVERYONE CAN DO NO WRONG IN YOUR EYES.
[info]chaaarliee 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
so true. especially if you actually need to pop a squat if your at a rando party.
[info]hi_imnatalie 18th-Jun-2007 05:14 am (UTC)
Chaaaarlie!!! i love your icon and user name. i quote that shit all the time.
[info]freudian_fuckup 18th-Jun-2007 06:50 am (UTC)
hahaha, that video has made my friend charlie borderline suicidal, because we've all lost the ability to carry on a conversation with him without quoting it.
[info]neimans 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
seriously tyra? seriously? why did you have to give instructions on how to hover? why?
[info]amelia_heinle 18th-Jun-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
tyra's a goddamn nightmare. how does anyone watch her show. nicole richie on "the simple life" is funnier and more entertaining thatn tyra.
[info]alzzers 18th-Jun-2007 05:37 am (UTC)
your icon is so disturbing lol.
[info]yeolderoad 18th-Jun-2007 05:47 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHHAHAH ICON
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