ONTD

9:55 am - 05/30/2007

YOU FAIL.






Pop
U2, 1997

Rise: Ten years after U2 assumed the rock 'n' roll throne, they planned the glitzy Popmart tour as an ironic take on consumerism, and they rushed out the accompanying album to meet the deadline.

Fall: The half-baked 'Pop' was so forgettable that U2's next album, 'All That You Can't Leave Behind,' was widely hailed as the band's "comeback" record.

Stats: 'The Joshua Tree' (1987), 10 million; 'Pop,' 1.5 million


Powerballin
Chingy, 2004

Rise: Smash debut put St. Louis native 'Right Thurr' with three Top Five hits.

Fall: Beefs with Ludacris and Nelly sent fans away in droves.

Stats: 'Jackpot' (2003), 2.9 million; 'Powerballin',' 600,000



Forever
Spice Girls, 2000

Rise: Smash success of 1996 debut set off an international wave of Beatlemaniacal proportions for this prefab five.

Fall: The departure of Ginger Spice and the maturing of the group's target audience ensured the Spice phenomenon wouldn't last 'Forever.'

Stats: 'Spice' (1996), 7.4 million; 'Forever,'



Warning
Green Day, 2000

Rise: 'Dookie' was a certified monster; 1997's 'Nimrod' featured the surprise hit ballad 'Good Riddance (Time of Your Life),' which was heard by millions on the 'Seinfeld' finale.

Fall: For a band built on potty humor, their newfound maturity might have been premature. However, fans would later come around to embracing the grown-up sentiments of 2004's comeback blockbuster 'American Idiot .'

Stats: 'Dookie' (1994), 7.8 million; 'Warning,' 1.1 million



Crown Royal
Run DMC, 2001

Rise: The trio showed hip-hop how to 'Walk This Way,' right into the pop mainstream with its multiplatinum collaborations.

Fall: Their endlessly delayed comeback was too long in coming, so guests such as Fred Durst and Stephan Jenkins were soooo 1990s by the time of its eventual release.

Stats: 'Raising Hell' (1986), 3 million; 'Crown Royal,' 150,000



Dead Ringer
Meat Loaf, 1981

Rise: The big fella's surprise blockbuster, 'Bat Out of Hell,' came with a prophetic play-by-play: "Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!"

Fall: A broken leg, shredded vocal cords and general exhaustion led to a critical delay for the follow-up. Despite help from Cher, the stillborn 'Dead Ringer' couldn't keep Meat out of bankruptcy.

Stats: 'Bat Out of Hell' (1977), 14 million; 'Dead Ringer,' less than 500,000



Playing With Fire
Kevin Federline, 2006

Rise: One of the all-time pop success stories: Third-tier backup dancer gets Britney Spears to have his babies.

Fall: 'America's Most Hated' (he said it, not us); the country ignored K-Fed's debut in record-breaking numbers, marking him more accurately as America's Most Ignored.

Stats: 'Baby One More Time' (Spears' debut, 1999), 10.5 million; 'Playing With Fire,' 18,000



Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants
Stevie Wonder, 1978

Rise: Riding a creative deluge from the early '70s, the singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist set his own high-water mark with the smash 'Songs in the Key of Life.'

Fall: The long-delayed follow-up, purportedly the soundtrack to a mysterious film, baffled fans with its heavily synthesized, New Age-y vibe.

Stats: 'Key of Life' (1976), 10 million; 'Secret Life of Plants,' less than 500,000



Altered Beast
Matthew Sweet, 1993

Rise: Journeyman rocker was suddenly one of the indie world's biggest stars with power-pop masterpiece 'Girlfriend,' including the Top 10 title track.

Fall: Despite help from musical heavy hitters including Mick Fleetwood and a full-on publicity blitz with five different album covers, the record flopped. There were inspiring moments, said Rolling Stone, but "the problem is finding them." Ouch!

Stats: 'Girlfriend' (1991), 580,000; 'Altered Beast,' 180,000



I'm in You
Peter Frampton, 1977

Rise: The former U.K. teen idol grew up fast with the double LP 'Frampton Comes Alive!,' still one of the best-selling live albums of all time.

Fall: Despite the presence of Stevie Wonder, 'I'm in You' was creamed by the critics. The subsequent 'Sgt. Pepper' film fiasco and a near-fatal car crash effectively creamed Frampton's career.

Stats: 'Frampton Comes Alive!' (1976), 6 million; 'I'm in You,' 1 million



Schizophrenic
JC Chasez, 2004

Rise: After Justin Timberlake, Chasez was the most high-profile member of monster boy band 'N Sync.

Fall: Rock, electronic, Prince-style funk experiments all failed to sway the public, and the album title and cover photo offended some mental-health advocates.

Stats: 'Justified' (Timberlake's solo debut, 2002), 3.6 million; 'Schizophrenic,' 120,000



... But the Little Girls Understand
The Knack, 1980

Rise: On the strength of the insanely catchy 'My Sharona' -- Dave Grohl's all-time favorite song -- the L.A. power pop band spent five weeks with the country's No. 1 album in '79.

Fall: A guilty pleasure from the start, the band was bound for a quick and violent backlash -- "Knuke the Knack"!

Stats: 'Get the Knack' (1979), 2 million; 'But the Little Girls Understand,' 500,000



Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys, 1989

Rise: The New York trio's slap-happy debut, 'Licensed to Ill,' was the first hip-hop album to hit No. 1.

Fall: Though eventually revered as a hip-hop landmark, 'Paul's' was roundly ignored by a public that wanted more 'Ill' behavior, and it gained its legendary status and much of its sales only in the past 10 years.

Stats: 'Licensed to Ill' (1986), 9 million; 'Paul's Boutique,' 2 million



Fairweather Johnson
Hootie and the Blowfish, 1996

Rise: 'Cracked Rear View,' the 1994 major-label tee-off by the golf-loving South Carolina foursome, instantly made Hootie one of the biggest-selling new groups of all time.

Fall: Though 'Fairweather' debuted at No. 1, it was quickly eclipsed by a record number of Hootie jokes.

Stats: 'Cracked Rear View,' 10.1 million; 'Fairweather Johnson,' 2.3 million



Forever
Puff Daddy, 1999

Rise: This smash debut rode Biggie Smalls' broad back to two No. 1 singles and another that reached No. 2.

Fall: Criminally underperforming sequel led the rapper to go into the hip-hop witness protection program, changing his name (for the first time) to P. Diddy.

Stats: 'No Way Out' (1997), 5.2 million; 'Forever,' 1.4 million



'Human Touch'/ 'Lucky Town'
Bruce Springsteen, 1992

Rise: His 'Born in the U.S.A.' pulled off one of the great feats in pop history, placing seven singles in the Top 10.

Fall: Newly remarried and relocated to L.A., the Boss released two generally upbeat albums with little help from his longtime E Street Band. Even hard-core fans were -- gasp! -- bored silly.

Stats: 'Born in the U.S.A.' (1984), 15 million; 'Human Touch'/ 'Lucky Town,' 1 million each



'The Ego Has Landed'
Robbie Williams, 1999

Rise: The former Take That popster is the U.K.'s all-time top-selling solo artist and has sold more than 53 million albums worldwide.

Fall: Despite a huge push from Capitol Records to break into the American market, 'The Ego' never got higher than No. 63 on the U.S. pop charts. Take that!

Stats: 'I've Been Expecting You' (1998), 5 million (worldwide); 'Ego,' 560,000 (U.S.)



Mind Blowin
Vanilla Ice, 1994

Rise: 'Ice Ice Baby' was the first hip-hop single to hit No. 1 on the pop charts.

Fall: Exposure of the former Robert Van Winkle's suburban background fueled jokes about the original white gangsta's street cred, as did a tale of allegedly being dangled off a balcony by Suge Knight.

Stats: 'To the Extreme' (1990), 7 million; 'Mind Blowin',' 42,000



'Return of Dragon'
Sisqo, 2001

Rise: For a minute there, 'Thong Song' was between the cheeks of everyone in the developed world.

Fall: The Baltimore R&B singer's uninspiring follow-up was the commercial equivalent of granny panties.

Stats: 'Unleash the Dragon' (1999), 4.2 million; 'Return of Dragon,' 450,000



'HIStory'
Michael Jackson, 1995

Rise: The creator of the world's best-selling album of all time ('Thriller') was still capable of selling seven times platinum in the U.S. with 1991's 'Dangerous.'

Fall: Jackson's plan for his none-too-humbly titled 'HIStory' included placements of statutes of himself around the world. The new songs were so uninspiring he ended up including a greatest-hits disc.

Stats: 'Thriller' (1982), 27 million; 'HIStory,' 2.5 million



'Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic'
Prince, 1999

Rise: The '80s superstar was ripe for a comeback after split with longtime label Warner Bros.

Fall: Clive Davis roped in Sheryl Crow, Gwen Stefani and other luminaries in a 'Supernatural'-style bid to return His Purple Majesty to the pop throne, but the album tanked.

Stats: 'Purple Rain' (1984), 13 million; 'Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic,' 480,000



'Paris'
Paris Hilton, 2007

Rise: The hotel heiress and reality series star has compared herself to Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe.

Fall: Despite her viral Internet superstardom, her recording debut just made listeners sick.

Stats: 'Paris,' 180,000



Glitter'
Mariah Carey, 2001

Rise: The pop diva with the glass-shattering vocal range was the most successful U.S. artist of the 1990s.

Fall: 'Glitter,' the soundtrack to an equally unsuccessful movie, was released on September 11, 2001, and things only got worse from there.

Stats: 'Rainbow' (1999), 2.9 million; 'Glitter,' 630,000



'Garth Brooks in the Life of Chris Gaines'
Garth Brooks, 1999

Rise: The suburban cowboy superstar has had more than 70 hit singles; more than 115 million albums sold in the U.S. alone.

Fall: Rolling Stone declared Brooks' weird fake-rock-star alter-ego project was "the most monumentally disastrous marketing idea that mainstream pop had seen in years."

Stats: 'Ropin' the Wind' (1991), 14 million; 'In the Life of Chris Gaines,' 1.1 million



'Self Portrait'
Bob Dylan, 1970

Rise: You know -- the quintessential singer-songwriter who could do no wrong.

Fall: The Dylan generation had a tough time swallowing what 'Self Portrait' proved: that their hero was fully capable of sucking as much as the next mere mortal.

Stats: 'Blonde on Blonde' (1966), 2 million; 'Self Portrait,' 110,000

I own about half this list.

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[info]majorstranger 30th-May-2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
lmao...especially at chris gaines.
[info]emerging 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
srsly, remember that crap? wtf with the scary hair??
[info]majorstranger 30th-May-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
haha exactly. it's so emo.
[info]williammiller 30th-May-2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
Do you remember when he went on SNL with that schtick? Horrible. Absolutely horrible!
[info]tan_gerine 30th-May-2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
lol totally...
'In the Life of Chris Gaines,' 1.1 million sold? They lie!
[info]faded_memories 30th-May-2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
Wasn't that shit originally supposed to be the soundtrack to a fake biopic or something? And then the movie fell through?
[info]lavafudge 30th-May-2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
i really liked that song though, "lost in you." idk it was sweet.
[info]fame 31st-May-2007 03:57 am (UTC)
ahhhh i love your icon <333 holly golightly
[info]murralicious 30th-May-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
I don't care how many albums it sold, Paul's Boutique is one of my favorite albums of all time. It's brilliant.
[info]motorway 30th-May-2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
i totally awtc
[info]shaggirl 30th-May-2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
It's their best album, IMO.
[info]bitte_ein_kuss 31st-May-2007 12:42 am (UTC)
iawTc
[info]yssim999 30th-May-2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
agreed
[info]pandyonetwo 30th-May-2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
YES YES YES!
[info]thinksheknowsya 30th-May-2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
thank you!
[info]stellawuzadiver 30th-May-2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
Absolutely
[info]abbybernstein 30th-May-2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
IAWTCCCCCCCCCC
[info]ur_retro_career 31st-May-2007 05:05 am (UTC)
Agreed. "Hey Ladies"!! - I mean, come on now!
[info]releko 31st-May-2007 02:09 pm (UTC)
i totally agree with you. Paul's Boutique, imo, is the best album the Beastie Boys have put out.
[info]crazyfruitlady 30th-May-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
I love how there are several multi-platinum 'flops' on this list. Huh.
[info]bbrownsugar 30th-May-2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, exactly. For instance, I'm sure K-Fed would kill to have Diddy's numbers for 'Forever'.
[info]ilovethebooti 30th-May-2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
That's what I'm saying. I didn't know selling over a million records was a flop.
[info]neopolygraphics 30th-May-2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
lol I know.
[info]wolfgang1969 30th-May-2007 08:20 pm (UTC)
I think they mean that they are "flops" because they are being compared to the same singer's/band's previous albums which were much bigger hits. An album that sells two million copies is technically not a flop, but when you compare to to the artist's previous and hugely successful efforts, then yeah, it would be a flop. by comparison, of course. :-P
[info]bluesforgotten 30th-May-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
paul's boutique is a flop?
what?
[info]sugaricing 30th-May-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
meat loaf...who names their kid meat loaf?

that's not really his name is it?

i always remember that guy from that 'beauty and the beast' live action show...at least i think that was him, with linda hamilton or something. i could be wrong

that and 'bitch tits'

Also...i have no idea what garth brooks looks like, but i'm guess that's not him on the album cover...looks reminiscient of criss angel.
[info]majorstranger 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
bitch tits! yay fight club.

what about rocky horror? and fucking "i just died in your arms tonight."

that's what i think of...that, and bitch tits.
[info]sugaricing 30th-May-2007 06:32 pm (UTC)
Holy shit! he sings 'i just died in your aarrrms tonight!' that's a classic power ballad if i ever heard one!


i would do anything for looooove...but i won't do THAT


I FUCKING LOVE YOU MEAT LOAF!!!


if that's even you're real name
[info]disco_balla 30th-May-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
this whole comment is full of LOL
[info]lisacurl 30th-May-2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
Meat Loaf is a stage name. The guy's name is Marvin Lee Aday.
[info]gromyt SADLY30th-May-2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
no, that's garth.

when he was thinner, in a wig and fake(at times) soul patch.

its also at the patented Fat Myspace Girl Angle Where You Look Through Your Hair to Hide Your Double Chin

(I am the MASTER of that pose :P)
[info]judeaslinksta 30th-May-2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
Marvin Lee Aday is his real name - though he had it legally changed to Michael Lee. Meat Loaf was what his dad/high school football coach (depends which interview you read) called him when he was a young'un, due to his size.
And he's been in scores of movies - though he's most known for Rocky Horror and Fight Club. He also played the bus driver in Spice World. =)
[info]majorstranger 30th-May-2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
also, is it bad that i like some of these albums?

in a strictly playing-with-all-the-windows-up kind of way, of course.
[info]xrockinrobynx 30th-May-2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
no, I do too..haha
[info]dothefrug 30th-May-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
Whatever, I still love The Ego Has Landed.
[info]_angellily_ 30th-May-2007 06:06 pm (UTC)
Me too!! I miss the old Robbie Williams music! :(
[info]seilens 30th-May-2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
I love it too!!
[info]velvetunicorn 30th-May-2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
me too! robbie can do no wrong for me.
[info]jeun 30th-May-2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]corianderstem 31st-May-2007 01:42 am (UTC)
I do too! It's full of poppy goodness!
[info]stars_fell 1st-Jun-2007 04:12 am (UTC)
I love the title. :D
[info]bogie_bacall 30th-May-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
LOL, I f'ing hated Chris Gaines. so stupid.
[info]sixfourteen90 30th-May-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
aww bobby dylan.
[info]sophaski 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
Sisqo.....! ttttttttthong tthong tthong thong, not right lyrics but i don't care!
[info]njuzu 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
Never name an album "Forever" or anything like that. It is guaranteed to fail.

Michael Jackson is on here, but Thriller is still the best selling album of all time so whateva.

Actually, there are a few artists I like a lot here, but these albums are definitely ones I don't listen to.
[info]aja921 Eagles #1, Jackson #230th-May-2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
Sorry, but "Thriller" is the second best selling record of all time. The #1 spot is held by The Eagles- The Greatest Hits. This is tracked by the RIAA - The Recording Industry Association of America, the trade group that represents the U.S. recording industry.

Source: http://www.riaa.com/gp/bestsellers/topalbums.asp
[info]billie_jean Re: Eagles #1, Jackson #230th-May-2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
Thriller is #1 worldwide.
[info]njuzu Re: Eagles #1, Jackson #230th-May-2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
The RIAA confuses me though. It lists the Eagles' album at 29 million copies, and Jackson's album at 27 million. But Jackson's album has definitely sold over 100 million over the past 25 years (on some crappy vh1 thing I watched yesterday they said 180 million). And I assume the Eagle's have sold just as much or more (if they're number one). So why does the RIAA have such low numbers listed?
[info]njuzu Re: Eagles #1, Jackson #230th-May-2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
I revise my original statement to "...Thriller is still the best selling album of all time in the entire world so whateva"
[info]thepinkbuns 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
JC Chasez > Justin Timberlake, srsly.

I hated how Timberlake was the famous one despite JC having the best vocals for N'Sync.
[info]njuzu 30th-May-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
JC has a good voice, but not good producers and song ideas.
[info]neaira 30th-May-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
It's because JT works with people who will make him successful and JC works with his friends.
[info]bad_jew 30th-May-2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
yupppppp.
[info]gameoverman 30th-May-2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Word up.
[info]murralicious 30th-May-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
MTE. As I said in my comment below, Schizophrenic was really an earlier version of FutureSex/LoveSounds - it's got the same exact vibe. Except JT has Timbaland and JC had that BT dude, or whatever his name was.
[info]kittyteeroo 30th-May-2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
For cereal.

And JC was the first to write songs for the group.
[info]javabreeze 30th-May-2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
Yes, thank you!
[info]dixie_chicken 30th-May-2007 06:24 pm (UTC)
Justin is the blander, more palatable and thus more commercially viable version of JC.

I'm still waiting for Lance's country album.
[info]honey_child 30th-May-2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
Justin's vocals on "Tearin' Up My Heart" still makes me want to jab bobby pins into my ears after all these years.

[info]fuman_chica 30th-May-2007 07:03 pm (UTC)
Couldn't agree more. And I LOVED JC's album... I bought Justin's but only listened to it once. I only like maybe three of his solo songs so far.
[info]bad_jew 30th-May-2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
I love JC, but he had a lot of obstacles to overcome. First of all, he doesn't have the outgoing personality of a superstar. Second of all, he doesn't have the writing skills. I love Schizophrenic, too, but let's face it -- the songs weren't brilliant. Thirdly, JC wasn't willing to pimp himself, or his relationships. Fourthly, he hires his stupid friends who don't know how to do shit instead of hiring professionals. Fifthly, he makes the wrong choices as far as publicity goes.


I know ND at JJB loves to blame this all on Jive, but really, a lot of it is JC's fault for not being smart enough to make intelligent decisions.
[info]patriciasings THANK. YOU!30th-May-2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
JC's voice is like a billion times better (and, on a side note, I happen to find him much more attractive), but people are so "OMG!JUSTINISTHENEXTMICHAELJACKSON!" even journalists.

*shakes head*
[info]ericoid 30th-May-2007 08:37 pm (UTC)
SERIOUSLY. I was hoping JC would be as successful or more than Justin because I think he's more talented. I like both of them but I'll always have a soft spot for JC, he was my first boyband crush lol.
[info]i_own_yer_ass Schizophrenic made me blush30th-May-2007 08:38 pm (UTC)
Schizophrenic is sex. I love this album.
[info]lucy_u2 30th-May-2007 08:40 pm (UTC)
iawtc.

[info]jezdenly 30th-May-2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
I agree 100%!
[info]joshtin4lyfe 30th-May-2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
MTE!!!

Even JustineffingTimberlake himself admits that JC has a better voice than he does. Justin's really not as egotistical as every1 thinks he is, which is why he decided to help his friend, JC out, on JC's new album. Which unfortunately has no release date and has the worst promotion EVER!!! But I digress...JC's voice is liek the voice of an angel. But as someone else pointed out, he's no superstar. He's just not. I still want him to be popular.
[info]cosnicgirl 30th-May-2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
I used to love JC when I was really into vocals. But now I'm older and I realized that means nothing if you don't have good material. Justin's music isn't mind-blowing by any means but at least he has a few catchy songs. JC produces nothing but garbage.
[info]futurism 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
The only good artist on this list save notables like Dylan, U2, and Springsteen is Matthew Sweet.

Although, to be fair, The Knack is pretty fuckin' awesome. "My Sharona" will always be my favorite one-hit wonder.
[info]corianderstem 31st-May-2007 01:43 am (UTC)
Matthew Sweet's inclusion on that list baffles me. So Girlfriend sold almost 600,000 copies? And that meant someone was thinking "His next record's going to be multi-platinum!!!!!" Um ... no.
[info]xmest_upx 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
I love the Spice Girls!
Ahahaha I watched the film last night, sad to think I used to dress like that.
[info]socialkittn 30th-May-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
lol at kevin's 18,000 lol. I remember Chris Gaines...that was really weird of him to do though, like having an alter ego
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