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1:43 am - 05/09/2007
Star Jones Gives Lap Dances
May 8, 2007
If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven’t considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public. The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds at the post-Kentucky Derby Stereo Party, saying:
“It was around 2 a.m.–Star Jones, clad in a black mini-skirt was getting freaky with her husband Al Reynolds… Mr. Reynolds was gyrating up against Mrs. Jones’ backside, his hand positioned oddly on top of her head, while hers clutched the back of his thigh.”
That’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard. Or seen, for that matter. I guess Al went for the head because it was the only part of her body not dripping with reams of loose skin. I bet watching her grinding live was like watching a pebble hit the surface of the water in slow motion — a steady ebb of ripples spreading out in gentle waves with each horrible thrust and gyration. You could probably do a whole physics course just on Star Jones’ arm flab alone. You could use that bat wing skin to explain how capillary waves have wavelengths so short that the liquid’s motion is governed almost entirely by surface tension forces:
The wavelength of a ripple must be less than ripple_effect_formula. Star Jones is a disgusting freak. Science, baby! I knew that physics degree would come in handy one of these days!
Source:http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/0
If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven’t considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public. The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds at the post-Kentucky Derby Stereo Party, saying:
“It was around 2 a.m.–Star Jones, clad in a black mini-skirt was getting freaky with her husband Al Reynolds… Mr. Reynolds was gyrating up against Mrs. Jones’ backside, his hand positioned oddly on top of her head, while hers clutched the back of his thigh.”
That’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard. Or seen, for that matter. I guess Al went for the head because it was the only part of her body not dripping with reams of loose skin. I bet watching her grinding live was like watching a pebble hit the surface of the water in slow motion — a steady ebb of ripples spreading out in gentle waves with each horrible thrust and gyration. You could probably do a whole physics course just on Star Jones’ arm flab alone. You could use that bat wing skin to explain how capillary waves have wavelengths so short that the liquid’s motion is governed almost entirely by surface tension forces:
The wavelength of a ripple must be less than ripple_effect_formula. Star Jones is a disgusting freak. Science, baby! I knew that physics degree would come in handy one of these days!
Source:http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/0
The second one? "Christ, my leg is cramping. *sighs*"
Stay classy, Star.
yes i went there.
Oh, is your icon Most Haunted?
LMAO
lol
OMG i heard there's gonna be two houses, one for the ~past~ contestants and one for the NEW ones. omg i hope ais is there :D
Second pic: Ok, fine, get it over with. I want a new car for this.