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12:19 am - 02/18/2007

BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR, LIGHTER AND REDBULL

!!!!BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR!!!!
(and extensions)
PLUS Her Redbull and Bic Lighter

You have heard the story on the news... No need to repeat it here.

This is the auction you have been waiting for. I am selling the hair as well as the 3/4 full can of Redbull she was drinking and her blue Bic Lighter. I am selling this on behalf of Esther and her family.

We are offering it for sale here at what we feel is a realistic price. This is a piece of history that can not be duplicated.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. BUYER IS ENCOURAGED TO DO A LOCAL PICK UP IN TARZANA, CALIFORNIA AND MEET WITH ME AND ESTHER. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC AND THIS IS THE ONLY REAL LISTING. I THINK THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL.

Payment is to be made by cash, money order or cashiers check ONLY. NO PAYPAL.

Due to the unique nature and high value of these items, buyer is to be responsible for any shipping arrangements. Local pick up is highly encouraged.




THE Auction

There are a few of them actually, but this seems the most legit to me. Who knows. I don't understand why Britney just didn't take it and flush it or something. Maybe she's trying to buy it back?










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[info]vienna_sausages 18th-Feb-2007 08:22 am (UTC)
lol- just what the fuck would you do with that..?
[info]iaudugo 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
exactly what I was thinking...
[info]skeletwin 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
glue it on your head
[info]strangelittlex 18th-Feb-2007 08:27 am (UTC)
Stuff it in a pillow?
[info]enwhysee 18th-Feb-2007 08:31 am (UTC)
clone her in the future
[info]colormebadd 18th-Feb-2007 08:31 am (UTC)
make yourself a mirkin
[info]eloquentscream 18th-Feb-2007 08:33 am (UTC)
STACEY MERKIN IS A VAGINA WIG
[info]skeletwin 18th-Feb-2007 08:35 am (UTC)
LMFAO
[info]shanny_w 18th-Feb-2007 08:58 am (UTC)
Make a pubic wig. What else? :P
[info]bipolarvenus 18th-Feb-2007 09:18 am (UTC)
Sniff it while masturbating.
[info]cici_chan 18th-Feb-2007 09:20 am (UTC)
Um. Voodoo. Duh.
[info]ultra_obscene84 18th-Feb-2007 09:26 am (UTC)
Glue it on your face and make a beard...duh.
[info]tis_arse 18th-Feb-2007 09:42 am (UTC)
polyjuice into her
[info]lime_skittles Have it drug tested?18th-Feb-2007 10:56 am (UTC)
That's what I would do.
[info]demi32 18th-Feb-2007 12:23 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]aja85cks 18th-Feb-2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
I say we pour some of that red bull on the hair and set it on fire with that lighter.
[info]fembot_in_use 18th-Feb-2007 07:46 pm (UTC)







they should donate that to LOCKS OF LOVE damn it

















[info]prescilla_bean 18th-Feb-2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
hair doll. =P
[info]silentbanshee 18th-Feb-2007 08:22 am (UTC)
So there's problems in your life
That's fucked up, but You're not blind
You're just see through faded, overrated
[info]gingerdoll 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
Layne Staley R.I.P.
[info]g_dilly 18th-Feb-2007 08:53 am (UTC)
Word.
[info]littleboats 18th-Feb-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
who the fuck would want to buy that rats nest?
[info]pink_diva_xo 18th-Feb-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
o.m.g.
[info]hawaii_bombay 18th-Feb-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Beyonce, there's your new weave :Þ
[info]vienna_sausages 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
hahah
[info]rachelashleigh 18th-Feb-2007 08:33 am (UTC)
thank you for making me laugh out loud at 3am in the morning!!
i couldnt help it! :)
[info]fioredimerda 18th-Feb-2007 09:42 am (UTC)
MWAAHAHHAHAH! good one.
[info]eroticbrunch 18th-Feb-2007 10:50 am (UTC)
lmfaoo. a+
[info]buttercup31 18th-Feb-2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA *loves it*
[info]heaven_sent_kat 18th-Feb-2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Save some for Tyra!
[info]i_said_boourns 18th-Feb-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
omfg.

am I a horrible person when this was my first thought last night, after I heard what Britney had done? "Hmm, if that was my hair salon, I'd so sell her hair on ebay."
[info]swimmerbuddy90 18th-Feb-2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
30 Rock! <3
[info]parismilton 18th-Feb-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
And what is this realistic price?
[info]pink_diva_xo 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
1 million! are u fucking kidding? donate that to soome starving kids or something. what.the.fuckkkkkkkkkkkk??????
[info]pink_diva_xo 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
some*
[info]cherrygirl480 18th-Feb-2007 09:59 am (UTC)
That's exactly what they should do or they could not be completely insane and donate the hair to one of those foundations that makes wigs for kids with cancer.
[info]distilledvanity 18th-Feb-2007 12:33 pm (UTC)
That hair is way too nasty and damaged for that.
[info]turi 18th-Feb-2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
haven't they suffered enough?
[info]abbyroadme 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
WTF?!?!?!!? Why would anyone buy that.
[info]yougetajob 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
that price doesn't seem realistic
[info]yougetajob 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
oh shit it's a bid. wow.
[info]x__ferdrimmeled 18th-Feb-2007 08:24 am (UTC)
ahahahhahaha.



hahahahahaha.


WOW.
[info]little_bubble 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
what the fuck.
[info]aim_and_fire 18th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
$1 million? For that pile of split ends?
[info]kellywhored 18th-Feb-2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
lol!!
[info]crashclash 18th-Feb-2007 08:32 am (UTC)
did that ever sell? haha
[info]smellbeforerain 18th-Feb-2007 08:34 am (UTC)
I once had a cracker shaped like moses.
[info]her8track 18th-Feb-2007 08:26 am (UTC)
hahahahaha ewwww
[info]brandnewhotel 18th-Feb-2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Un Chien Andalou
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