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[info]winniecooper
12:13 pm - 02/12/2007

Jawn Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the the Grammy's after-party.











He looks like the cat that ate the damn canary. Or the dork in high school who suddenly is dating the prom queen and is living out his high school fantasies ten years later.

Source: http://www.sweetkisses.us/thumbnails.php?album=2425&page=1
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[info]onlymyhobby 12th-Feb-2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Christ how dark is she going to go? First Ashley is all dark and emo, then turns into Jessica.. now she's turning into a brunette pumpkin.
[info]bumilla9999 12th-Feb-2007 05:44 pm (UTC)
lols @ brunette pumpkin
[info]trixx_r4_kidz 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
R)TLMFAO WORST PICTURE. EVER.


Eww he looks like a retarded Edward Scissor-hands.
[info]disco_balla 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
ROLF I just said the same thing
[info]ruffian86 12th-Feb-2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
AHA! I thought I was getting a weird Tim Burton vibe! Thank you for crystalizing that for me.
[info]moi__et__toi 12th-Feb-2007 05:24 pm (UTC)
IAWTC!!!!

ps. love your icon...
[info]shinytoaster 12th-Feb-2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
hahaha i didn't even think of that but he TOTALLY does
[info]bad_jew 12th-Feb-2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
[info]colormebadd 12th-Feb-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
YES!!!! ROFL.
[info]vienna_sausages 12th-Feb-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
lol omg perfect!
[info]brina_is_sassy 12th-Feb-2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
LMFAO I just choked on my spit@that.
[info]xdecadentx 12th-Feb-2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]rhapsodeeinblue 12th-Feb-2007 07:36 pm (UTC)
OMG I can't stop laughing.
[info]arcadianzero 12th-Feb-2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
omfg yes he does xD
[info]amysusanne 12th-Feb-2007 05:46 pm (UTC)
omg, i'm so glad you're all saying that. that was so the first thing i thought of when i saw that pic at the top. it's just so bizarre.
[info]rhythm_romance 12th-Feb-2007 05:48 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD - IT'S TRUE!
[info]fruitsbasket 12th-Feb-2007 05:48 pm (UTC)
lol dude i was like HE LOOKS LIKE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS no joke
[info]colormebadd 12th-Feb-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of Edward too haha.
[info]haverchuck_bill 12th-Feb-2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
that's what i was thinking too!
[info]mmmallorya 12th-Feb-2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
ahahahahahahaha!!!
[info]tamburlaine 12th-Feb-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
That's pretty serious, considering that Edward Scissorhands was kinda retarded to begin with.
[info]platinumpinup 12th-Feb-2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
OMG, I said that when I saw these pictures!!
[info]sinfidel yes! — 12th-Feb-2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
srsly!
[info]chrisgold 12th-Feb-2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
Exactly what I thought.
[info]nattiecakes 12th-Feb-2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
ROFL YES! I was trying to figure out what he reminded me of, and "retarded Edward Scissor-hands" is SPOT ON. XD
[info]boredoutmemind 12th-Feb-2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
Haha...I was totally going to post that if someone hadn't already....its nice to see someone else saw that. :-)
[info]maidenhell 12th-Feb-2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
Total LOL @ your second comment. I agree.
[info]prettypertelote 12th-Feb-2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
I laughed out loud.
[info]mcgees 12th-Feb-2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
DEAD ON.
[info]i_do_the_jerk 12th-Feb-2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
Damn your comment made me "LOL" and I am sitting in my doctors waiting room with 7 other people. They all are looking at me weird now. :[
[info]invisiblegirl2 13th-Feb-2007 12:33 am (UTC)
rotfl@this. You hit the nail on the head!
[info]1314 13th-Feb-2007 12:47 am (UTC)
coughing up a lung lolling
[info]christinemozart 13th-Feb-2007 02:07 am (UTC)
FTW!
[info]sparklingsatine 13th-Feb-2007 03:43 am (UTC)
your comment FOR THE WIN.
[info]celtic_thistle 13th-Feb-2007 04:04 am (UTC)
lol my dad came in and read the comment and he goes, "Well, he does."
[info]littleboats 14th-Feb-2007 12:52 pm (UTC)
you FTW!!!
[info]oohanalmond 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
no.
[info]disco_balla 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
LOL - this bitch is DESPERATE.

He looks like Edward Scissorhands.
[info]sumthin_sumthin 12th-Feb-2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
I thought the exact same thing!!
[info]girluncensored 12th-Feb-2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
2 minutes late
[info]kisstherobot 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, he looks so big next to her!
It's like the BFG and Thumbellina.
[info]moore_oaks 12th-Feb-2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
IAWTCx10. My exact thoughts.
[info]loadedwhispers 12th-Feb-2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
lol thats how me and my husband look together... haha actually its worse because i'm 5ft 2, and he is 6ft 5 :p i don't feel short next to him but when i see us in pictures its like WOAH! lol
[info]beckaly 12th-Feb-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
His head is gigantic!
[info]triplextine 12th-Feb-2007 07:13 pm (UTC)
that was my first thought!!!
[info]shaggirl 12th-Feb-2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
It's like elephantitis gigantic.
[info]ionracas 12th-Feb-2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
Omygod, it's crazy huge. wtf?
[info]aja85cks 12th-Feb-2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
I Know he looks like giant compared to her
[info]old_fart_1 12th-Feb-2007 11:37 pm (UTC)
i was JUST thinking that.
[info]moteur 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
get a haircut you fucking fag
[info]purplejammies 12th-Feb-2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
totally.
but it won't change the fact that he's a douche.
[info]moteur lol big — 12th-Feb-2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
idk




when he has short hair he looks ~yummy head 2 toe~, def potential. i just completely detest anything approaching long hair.
[info]zoobie 12th-Feb-2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
i don't know if your icon is a joke, but the fact that you used it and used the word "fag' makes it difficult for me to not freak out.

Have a nice day.
[info]sinful_truths 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
holy big hair/head!
[info]ladylawanda 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
Jesus Christ, what has he done to himself. He looks like Edward Fucking Scissorhands in that first picture.
[info]jaculus 13th-Feb-2007 02:29 am (UTC)
thats what i thought.
[info]luvislikeheroin 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
Its so typical, date the jock type guy, you guys split, then you go off and date someone completely different, like the quiet musician type.


Like we didn't know it was coming.
[info]cosmic_autumn 12th-Feb-2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
i didn't even ake that connection, it's mind blowing.

p.s. i am so high right now.
[info]novela 13th-Feb-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
haha i agree!
[info]j_spacey 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
idunno, I like her dress.
[info]jav 12th-Feb-2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]missypal 12th-Feb-2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
i do, too. and i don't think they look that bad together. they're kind of cute. he needs a haircut BAD, but other than that...
[info]lfhsjsnwd 12th-Feb-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
That second picture is way hot. How can they deny they're not together?!
[info]winniecooper 12th-Feb-2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
To quote Friends, "Doing it, doing it, totally doing it."
[info]amelia_heinle No, it's... — 12th-Feb-2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
Rachel: "doin' it, doin' it, on the phone- doin' it"
[info]bad_jew 12th-Feb-2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
They don't deny they're not together. They deny they are together.
[info]aliceayers 12th-Feb-2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
i feel like shes becoming less pretty
[info]haverchuck_bill 12th-Feb-2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]a_raven_rogue 12th-Feb-2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
They're kinda cute.
[info]_chandra 12th-Feb-2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
IAWTC.
[info]thepooloftears 12th-Feb-2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
iawtc

they look pretty happy.

iono...when she was with nick, it seemed a lot faker.

and imo she looks a lot prettier here than i've seen her look in foooooreeeevvvvveeeeerrr

bc she's got a real looking smile.
[info]giwwian 12th-Feb-2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
Something about her is very Eva Longoria-ish in these pics. And he's hideous, as usual.
[info]ladylawanda 12th-Feb-2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
I thought the same thing. Maybe it is because she is orange now. However, Jessica is not a Latina.
[info]giwwian 12th-Feb-2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
Hahah - more than just that, even her facial expressions & poses.
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