ONTD

12:43 am - 02/10/2007

No vaginas please, we're Floridian



A theatre in Florida had to change the title of a charity production of The Vagina Monologues on its marquee, after a woman complained that it was offensive.

The new name? They decided on 'The Hoohaa Monologues'.

Then, they had to change it back after the play's producers said that the lack of offense was offensive.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach, Florida, received a complaint from a woman who'd seen the advertised title as she drove past with her niece. She said that it had made her niece ask her what a vagina was.

The theatre's Bryce Pfanenstiel commented: 'I'm on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She's like, “I'm offended I had to answer the question.”'

So the theatre, anxious to avoid controversy, decided that the childish slang word 'hoohaa' was the most appropriate thing to replace 'vagina'.

Some have welcomed the change to 'The Hoohaa Monologues', while others have expressed some confusion. 'It sounds like a country band,' one passer by commented to local TV station WJXT.

The production was being staged by a group of law students, with all proceeds going to charity.

The director of the play demanded that the title be changed back, saying that they only had the rights to the play if its contents - including the title - were not censored.

As a result, two days after the hoohaa brouhaha began, the vagina was returned to its rightful place on the billboard.

The Vagina Monologues, Eve Ensler's award-winning international hit play, is an attempt to celebrate the vagina as an object of empowerment, rather than of shame. There's some way to go with that one, clearly.

SOURCE

Because I want my daughter walking around calling her feminine parts "HooHaa"? That's more offensive to me than the word vagina. VAGINA. Love it ladies.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh and I can't sleep because of a head cold and a headache that won't go away.
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[info]ex_nature304 10th-Feb-2007 08:49 am (UTC)
haha i luv it
[info]somefantastic 10th-Feb-2007 08:49 am (UTC)
haha.
[info]killbsbtoday 10th-Feb-2007 08:50 am (UTC)
getting sick sucks. cold-eeze and alka seltzer cold are my new best friends... that don't talk.
[info]gloriousmcfly 10th-Feb-2007 08:57 am (UTC)
airborne is a miracle worker as well. works better than A-S, imo.
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 08:59 am (UTC)
I've been stuck in the house and no one available to bring me stuff. I'm kinda of sad excuse of a person. I saved my energy so I could get my daughter, make her dinner and get her ready for bed.
[info]killbsbtoday 10th-Feb-2007 09:11 am (UTC)
and now you should be sleeping! >:o
[info]hockeyobsession 10th-Feb-2007 10:40 am (UTC)
If you have hydrogen peroxide in your house, you can always swipe some inside your ears with a q tip. It sounds crazy, and I was a little bit WTF when I first heard of it, but it really works.
[info]vienna_sausages 10th-Feb-2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
such a cruel name you have
[info]bartzina13 10th-Feb-2007 08:51 am (UTC)
That lady needs to get her hoohaa sucked, apparently.
[info]dandoubledtwice 10th-Feb-2007 08:51 am (UTC)
hoohaa??
who calls it a hoohaa?!

-ddt-
[info]wendye 10th-Feb-2007 11:44 am (UTC)
I do. I also call it vajayjay, chocha, fruta bomba, pussy, lady parts, pink bits, youknowyouknow, and uh, lotsa other words that I can't remember right now.

Now there's an idea - The Chocha Monologues. I should trademark it.
[info]dandoubledtwice 10th-Feb-2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
ive only heard hooha in like the context of

"whats all this hoohaa about anna nicole smith?!"


as for chocha monologues - i heard missy elliott already TMd that

-ddt-
[info]deathbytamarind 10th-Feb-2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
I do to be funny and when in mixed company. It gets old telling uptight bitches and sons of bitches to can it because OMG YOU USED AN OFFENSIVE WORD.

I think cunt is a hundred times more offensive than vagina--a simple, clincal, scientific word for female anatomy--and I use it when the situation calls for it. I still don't get why using the word vagina is such a big deal.
[info]my_gun_yer_face 10th-Feb-2007 08:51 am (UTC)


its depressing that the human body is viewed as sooooo shameful.

[info]anterrabre 10th-Feb-2007 08:53 am (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing. :(
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 08:57 am (UTC)
My four year old knows what a vagina is, I'm sure in a lot of places that just makes me a bad mother.
[info]sweetnitanitro 10th-Feb-2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
I think you are a great mother for not teaching your kid to be ashamed of her body :)
[info]allviolet 10th-Feb-2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
My son is 5, and he knows what his penis is, too.
[info]staygoldpnyboy 10th-Feb-2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
my two year old knows her vagina is called a vagina. im not gonna lie. shell find out eventually. besides, its not bad.
[info]erunameundomiel 10th-Feb-2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
This very issue caused a big fight between my parents and my dad's mother. She thought it was wrong that I was taught what a vagina was. They basically told her to stuff it. Fight insued and I don't see my grandmother hardly at all from that point on. I was three or so.

I'm glad my parents stood up for themselves and weren't prudes when it came to raising me. Good for you as well. :)

[info]blondeheroine You got that shit right.10th-Feb-2007 08:59 am (UTC)
I remember someone saying that they were in a theatre watching the first Spider-Man movie and the kid, obviously looking for parental affirmation, kept going, "That's nasty, right Daddy?" during the scene where Tobey Maguire was shirtless. Apparently, the parents have taught this child that a man's bare chest is "nasty."

Can you imagine how fucked up that child is going to be?
[info]nattiecakes 10th-Feb-2007 09:34 am (UTC)
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with knowing the names of your body parts? I knew what my vagina was called when I was like two or three, there's not even anything awkward about asking what a vagina is. The lady from the article is so bizarre to me, it must be sad to be her.
[info]enema_recipe 10th-Feb-2007 11:21 am (UTC)
IAWTC
[info]pallidpanacea 10th-Feb-2007 02:52 pm (UTC)
That is unfortunate in and of itself. But what I find even worse is that this kind of thing seems to happen to/about women's bodies more than men's bodies. Not that it should happen about anyone, but there seems to be a definite bias.
[info]a_killerqueen 10th-Feb-2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
at my school there is no shame. every year we do the vagina monologues and sell shirts. this year the shirts said...vagina: it's everywhere you want to be
[info]haligh 10th-Feb-2007 08:52 am (UTC)
Jesus Christ. Shit like this is why I don't like people.
[info]saraha 10th-Feb-2007 08:52 am (UTC)
wait what tv show did i see this on today?

anyway, it's hilaaaarrrrious
[info]4foryouglencoco 10th-Feb-2007 08:54 am (UTC)
this post wouldn't have made it through the queue if anyone else had submitted it
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 08:57 am (UTC)
Why not? It's about a Play! A pretty famous play that a lot of celebrities have actually been in.
[info]blondeheroine 10th-Feb-2007 09:00 am (UTC)
I'm glad it made it. Seriously - we've had about 10,000 posts on that Gaspard dude lately. This is the kind of crazy shit I like to see.
[info]bleepbleepbloop ...10th-Feb-2007 08:59 am (UTC)
in this commununity the 'vagina' itself is a celebrity.
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 09:22 am (UTC)
And, btw, I would have accepted it.
[info]cire32 10th-Feb-2007 08:54 am (UTC)
I wanna smack that lady upside the head.

'VAGINA' IS THE ACTUAL TERM. IT ISN'T DIRTY SLANG, YOU DUMB BITCH!
[info]boaquincy 10th-Feb-2007 08:56 am (UTC)
LAME
[info]ohkatespade 10th-Feb-2007 09:00 am (UTC)
If I was in the car I would've been like "A vagina is sometimes also called a pussy, which is what you dear aunt is for not being able to explain to you that a vagina is that thing between your legs that makes you part of the most powerful group on the planet. That vagina will get you whatever you want, whnever you want and you don't even have to show it off. Just the fact that men know it's there will work to your advantage. Treat it well sweetheart, it will turn out to be your meal ticket in your 20's. Free drinks, Free trips, free food....all for something you were just born with." Then I would give her a high 5.

Now that I've set the feminism movement back about 50 years, I think it's time for bed.
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 09:02 am (UTC)
Nah, only twenty years!

Sleep tight. ;0
[info]lovelikeair 10th-Feb-2007 09:32 am (UTC)
vagina definitely=my meal ticket

hahahahah

night. thanks for the lols :)
[info]jackycane 10th-Feb-2007 09:40 am (UTC)
you rock
[info]esckey 10th-Feb-2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
haha luv the icon :) and iawtc
[info]lovedhurtlost 10th-Feb-2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]hot143chocolate 10th-Feb-2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
It's funny cuz it's true.
[info]runzu 10th-Feb-2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]deathbytamarind 10th-Feb-2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
Love you/
[info]ninjarina 13th-Feb-2007 06:41 am (UTC)
Preach it!
[info]amativus 10th-Feb-2007 09:03 am (UTC)
She said that it had made her niece ask her what a vagina was.

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
[info]ohkatespade 10th-Feb-2007 09:06 am (UTC)
*dead*
[info]ellinorianne 10th-Feb-2007 09:06 am (UTC)
Well, if you tell them what it is, they will go right out and use it!
[info]ohkatespade 10th-Feb-2007 09:09 am (UTC)
and abuse it.

Which makes me think this aunt might've been molested as a child. Anyone that uptight about someone's publics/unusuals (whatever you wanna call 'em) has to have some issues. Better get Benson and Stabler on the case. And when you're done with Stabler you can send him right to my bedroom. Yum.
[info]amativus 10th-Feb-2007 09:29 am (UTC)
I know that's what happened when I asked my mom what a guillotine was.
[info]sinfidel i noticed that too...10th-Feb-2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
when will people LEARN that EDUCATION is the SOLUTION???

ignorance is the problem, but.. deliberate ignorance????!!!!!

aggggghhhhhh!

once again, it makes me feel embarrassed to be floridian.......

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[info]see_every_part 10th-Feb-2007 09:06 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD.

THe fucking kid is old enough to read and doesn't know what a vagina is?

THis is more depressing than ANS.
[info]esckey 10th-Feb-2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
lol good point :/
[info]flewxtooxhigh 11th-Feb-2007 03:44 am (UTC)
I agree.
[info]copper_fingers 10th-Feb-2007 09:07 am (UTC)
i read about this in the papers over here.
seriously fucking ignorant prudish floridian. <- grow the fuck up plz lady and call your body parts by their names instead of being childish about it.
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