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6:29 pm - 01/31/2007
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Joe Francis on Howard Stern Show: "Paris is the best sex I've ever had"
Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to "discuss" his and Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn't buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time...Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he'd ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends."
When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..." Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" or "Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?" Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."
To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."
source: me! + www.howardstern.com
Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to "discuss" his and Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn't buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time...Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he'd ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends."
When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..." Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" or "Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?" Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."
To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."
source: me! + www.howardstern.com
FOR SHAME and LOLs.
i'm an angel, i know ;)
I wonder if Herpes is how Sophia found out that CMM cheated on her wit Paris.
"Joe Francis- You DO have herpes!"
wah wah wahhhhhhh!
Thank god for Paul and Gavin.
Sry.
Why? Because she just laid there and let you put your dick in her without making a fuss?
oh whatever, he probably already has a slew of STDs already, anyway.
this guy is, like.. the biggest piece of trash everrr.
you can tell that paris is mostly nice. and that she just likes to have fun. hence all the crazy part stuff..
he's more tara reid's type. she seems nice.. but she seems more trash than paris for some reason.. maybe the less success..
Paris is "mostly nice," what does that mean? You mean she's nice when she's hopped up on drugs calling people "Jappy Jews" "Fucking niggers" "broke and ugly" "fucking bitch".
Did you miss those parts?
this guys face needs to be on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
Happy hump day
<3!