Yeah, every fucking girl I'm going to have slaughtered when I start my Neo-Cleansing of the world. Right with people who abuse the systems we put in place and pay taxes for to honestly help, not exploit.
i have myspace and i thankfully don't look like these bimbos. starring in zoey101 and trying to keep your big sis from spilling shit all over her clothes makes you ****~*~*~*~*~glamrus**~******~~~*
she's adorible and seems absolutely normal. WOOHOO. She doesn't even have some shitty like, headshots up like you think she would. Her best friend and her probablly spent like 2 hours taking "myspace pics" in their living rooms.
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash Now washin you will be like washin a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs, how the fuck do we get it off i think this is gonna be a very hard job. How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter...... dint ya!! Seeeeee.. u still got orange fingers!!
Wot network are you on....."orange" Colour of your bathwater....."orange" I think your favourite fruit must be an orange Bitch did you know your orange
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango
......"its the gone-wrong salon"....... Your clothes keep wrippin like your the female incredible hulk, you gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat, youve bin wearin the the same jacket since you was in year 8 and it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that aint great. You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black, but really you looked like the vicar of dibley.."wot!"... on crack! Now step back and just face the facts you dont like the fact i get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!!
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin, when its approaching halloween, or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon she could be the beans, and you always know where shes been and you always know when shes had a pee, coz the toilet seat aint clean, the toilet seat has an orange sheen...."ching".... Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent, have you seen her face its disturbin, how much fake tan are ya squirtin errr its hertin ma eyes its startin to look like a sunrise and ya fake tans so "ming!!" you are attracting flies!
Wot network are you on....."orange" Colour of your bathwater....."orange" I think your favourite fruit must be an orange Bitch did you know your orange
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango
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But also she,sadly looks way better than most girls on myspace.
GOD LIZ YOU'RE SO SMART
They are actually very tame. No very scandalous. :/
i love your icon.
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Britney is more gorgeous than she'll ever be.
I wonder what she thinks about her sisters antics? Must be cool being Brit's lil' sis!
crispy yum
And LOL @ the token "ugly" friend.
she looks like Britney when she was younger...
I can't believe I just thought that...
yuck.
reminds me of britney before she went bonkers :[
otherwise she looks retarded
Now washin you will be like washin a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs, how the fuck do we get it off i think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter...... dint ya!!
Seeeeee.. u still got orange fingers!!
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango
......"its the gone-wrong salon".......
Your clothes keep wrippin like your the female incredible hulk,
you gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat, youve bin wearin the the same jacket since you was in year 8 and it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that aint great.
You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black, but really you looked like the vicar of dibley.."wot!"... on crack!
Now step back and just face the facts you dont like the fact i get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!!
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin, when its approaching halloween, or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon she could be the beans, and you always know where shes been and you always know when shes had a pee, coz the toilet seat aint clean, the toilet seat has an orange sheen...."ching"....
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent, have you seen her face its disturbin, how much fake tan are ya squirtin errr its hertin ma eyes its startin to look like a sunrise and ya fake tans so "ming!!" you are attracting flies!
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango